**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


**Hello?**


**Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?**



**No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.**



**After a brief pause,**



**Daddy says,**
**But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.**


**Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with =ommy,**
**Right now..**


**Brief Pause.**



**Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.**



**Okay, Daddy. Just a minute.**


**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**



**I did it, Daddy.**


**And what happened, honey?**

**Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming.**



**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!**


**Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?**



**He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**


**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**



**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.**



*****Long pause*****




*****Longer Pause*****



*****Even longer Pause*****


**Then Daddy says,**



**Swimming pool? .........**



**Is this 486-5731?**

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......**