Today, I used Microsoft Word on a school library computer. My friend next to me told me that the librarians could watch the monitors, so I typed "HEY LIBRARIAN!" in 28pt. font. My computer shut-off, so I looked at the librarian. He waved back. MLIA
Today I remembered how when I was a little kid, I used to think of the hour or so before I had to go to bed as the "Countdown to Death." I was an odd child. MLIA
Today, I was searching Facebook and found the fan page for 'If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage.' I tried it. My life has been made!!! MLIA
Today, i was at a swim meet, warming down. I overheard this girl ask her male companion if he was gay. he responded "NO. i am as straight as that pole." he pointed to a flag pole. it was crooked. mlia.