Why Hell is better than Heaven.
A essay Rant by Rinn Hattori
Yes, these are my true beliefs.Some of you are probably like 'Oh, he's a Satanist, yay God.'Well, In the next paragraph or two, I will explain to things that you may or may not like or care about, and I don't give a flying ********, here we go...
I believe Hell is better than Heaven for many.Number one:When you go to Heaven, there's eternal peace.Quiet, kindness to each other, nothing really happening.Hell, eternal damnation, right?Damnation doesn't mean you'll burn forever while being tortured.Damnation means that you are damned, and being damned, you can commit every sin you want downt there and it won't effect you at all.Kill someone?You're already dead!They'll come back, laughing, and plunge a knife into someone else's heart.You can steal...I mean, where are you gonna spend your money?You can lie around all day, which many people I know would love.You can stuff you're face with whatever you want, even someone else.As stated above, they'll just come back perfectly fine.You can drink and get stoned with no cares, cause what's gonna happen to you?No cops, no jury, no anything.It's just pure chaos down there.And the last one in this section, is that there will mostly likely be orgies down there.Every type of erotic thing will be happening down there.Sure, not all of them people will like, but ignore that, and get on with yours.It's probably the biggest orgy ever down there.Woot.
Reason two:If you go to heaven, you have to look down on the pitiful world you just left, watching all the horrible things that happen.People dying, getting stolen from, being raped, everything you hear from Tv or radio or the internet.And eventually, so much of this crap will make you start to weep, and become like all the other sad people in heaven, still praying to god to end the suffering, to bring peace.And up there, he still won't do anything.Why?Because, he doesn't need to!He created the world, and we messed it up.He doesn't want to take care of our mess.When you go to Hell, you don't see the world above, except when the partying gets out of control and there's the occassional earthquake.Besides that, it's party central.Thus, ending this, I say once again, I care not what you think, only that you think about it.There is a quote from a song that goes along with this, that I shall post.
"...I'd rather laugh with the Sinners than cry with the Saints, the Sinners are much more fun..."
-Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
Good night, and be happy wherever you end up.
