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Now, I shall present a new year's resolution... In rap. XD This is a transcript from a freestyle I performed earlier today. Happy 2014
A new year taken headfirst with no fear,
Another turn to the gear with an HP drop,
Level up my stats until the resolution's top,
Break the barriers between green and red,
Live my live in the orange and ride free instead.
It's a new game,
A new field,
Player's beware my mad skills,
'Cause this is live s**t
Winning a new medal faster than I can pin it onto the wall of fame,
Your mind just can't keep up with the turn I played,
It's okay,
You're round was square but safe,
Now watch me bust out of this box and make the world my stage.
I speak fluent pwnage,
CRASH, BAM, POW,
I was born winning,
I don't even know how.
This rat race'll leave you chasing your tails in circles while I'm fishing the cheese out from under your nose with a fishhook and a bit of rope, pocketing the success like a troller,
Feeling accomplished.
My server is the mainframe,
My HUD is God's brain,
I'm the creator of my own world,
Demanding the challenge of an epic play,
The plans are in my back pocket,
Schemes so thorough I could build a rocket and launch it just with the power of my will to watch it burst through space and splatter all over your face like a sticky grenade, tick tick boom - sorry, did I just rain on this parade?
Somewhere between critical hit and divine luck I come in toting my punches with lightning fast doses,
Strike my target twice and game over,
Last round I just give them the cold shoulder, but a hand back up for a repeat performance.
A new year taken headfirst with no fear,
Another turn to the gear with an HP drop,
Level up my stats until the resolution's top,
Break the barriers between green and red,
Live my live in the orange and ride free instead.
 Professor_Posh · Wed Jan 01, 2014 @ 05:17am · 0 Comments |
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