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Video Games, and Pot.
Now, as you know, there are alot of Stoners in the world. You know, that one creepy guy in the back of the class that knows all the answers to the Weight unit in Math, that one kid who's eyes are red over half the time, and that other guy who's always laughing and thinking your face looks like a clock. Then, there's gamers, such as myself, always thinking that sports are overrated, and that Halo is better time spent (Which it is.). On my current topic, I've decided to make a funny.

I've decided that for EACH video game system on the market in this current generation, there's a way to relate it to stoners. And here's how.

A SIMPLE NAMECHANGE will do it.

Xbox 360 is the game system from Microsoft that's currently out, and is a top seller because it's awesome. Project Natal, AKA Kinect, is going to revolutionize gaming by making YOU the controller.

Xbox 420 is the STONER version of the 360, where everything has to do with POT. instead of an X on the Guide button, it's a potleaf, and so on so forth.

The Nintendo Wii is a cool system, motion control via a Wii remote, which makes up the controls for most of the games.

The Nintendo Wii'd is another story. The system is played by swinging a plastic joint around, and when you smoke it, extra points are earned, and more pink elephants arrive.

Then there's the PS3. I can't think of one for the PS3 because it was INTENDED for little stoner kids, and therefore, nothing funny about pot can relate, unless you change it from Playstation to Pot Smoker. That's another story.





 
 
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