About
Oh... hello. I didn't hear you come in. Come, make yourselves at home. I suppose you want to learn some things about me. Well, I can tell you some things.
1. I am too young for you.
2. I'm not at all interested in online dating.
3. I don't speak chatspeak. Don't chatspeak at me and expect me to understand.
4. I will be nice to you until you succeed in actually bothering me.
5. I have a sword. It's pointy. (Actually, I have two now.)
6. I'm actually very friendly to nice people.
7. I am random.
8. I value my friends very much, and bothering them will warrant the same if not more severe circumstances than you would receive by bothering me.
9. If you're a noob, please, just don't talk to me.
10. I hate trolls.
11. I'm bisexual. This does not mean I will like you.
12. Some (not all) of my friends care about me the same way I care about them. Thus, not only will bothering me incur my wrath, but theirs as well.
13. I like learning. If I make a mistake, do not hesitate to correct me.
14. I am a ROLE-PLAYER. Not cyber role-plays. I mean the cool kind. You know, the kind with a plot.
15. Over the internet, lots of people fall for the smart or "different" chicks. If you do wind up liking me, guess what? YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL.
16. You're not special.
17. You really are special, I just may be too annoyed to acknowledge it if you think you're so unique for liking the chick that "isn't understood by anyone else". That is a cliche.
18. Don't ask me my age or where I live.
19. I am awesome.
20. If you've read every one of these, you just got a tiny shred of respect from me. You gain:
A Shred Of Respect
250 Exp Points
12 Mana Points
50 Hit Points
30 Gold
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