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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? -ALiCE
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction. -dOOrkNoB
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People walk a tight rope on a razor’s edge
Carrying their hurt and hatred and weapons
It could be a bomb, or a bullet, or a pen
Or a thought, or a word, or a sentence...
The air on my skin and the world under my toes
Slavery is stitched into the fabric of my clothes
Chaos and commotion wherever I go...
There ain’t no reason things are this way
It's how they always been and they intend to stay.
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Special ingredients
Mom: I make special soup for you, it has special ingredient. Guess.
Me: Um… I don’t know. Ham?
Mom: It is not ordinary ham! It is prostitute.
Me: What are you talking about?
Mom: Prosti… prostituto!
Me: You mean prosciutto?
Perversion of band names
Mom: I saw your credit card statement and one entry had “Fall Out Boy” for $80.
Me: Yeah, so?
Mom: Are you calling gay sex hotline?
Me: What is wrong with you?!!! They are tickets for a concert!
Pick the weeds too
My mom sent me a text during class
Mom: Today i want you go home and do grass.
she meant mow the lawn
Different silhouettes
My mum went down to the shops to get some groceries while I stayed at home to study. This is the conversation we had on some of her ‘observations’.
Mum: I saw some teenage boys…about your age.
Me: yeah…
Mum: Their jeans very bright and tight.
Me:…
Mum: Almost like girl jeans.
Me:…
Mum: Do they know they buy girl jeans?
Me: I’m pretty sure they do mum, in fact a lot of boys buy female jeans because they think it looks better on them than male jeans.
Mum: oh…
A moment later
Mum: Where they find space in jean to put thingy in?
Think positive thoughts
Mom: well, how is your mint plant doing?
me: it died.
Mom: that’s wonderful, darling! it died to give you life, the yin and the yang.
Big Mommy is watching
Mom: M, what happened to our kumquats? Where did they all go?
me: I have no idea. Did we have a lot on there?
Mom: Yea!! We had a whoooole bunch of them! Someone has been stealing them!!
me: Oh, well, I dunno. Maybe it’s the mailman or some Asian neighbor.
Mom: No! We can’t let this happen!! M, can you set up a camera??
me: MOM, I REFUSE to set up a camera just for the kumquat tree. That’s just ridiculous!
Mom: Oh, well, then can you put a sign on the tree saying, “You are being watched”?
A new kind of seduction?!
Mom: They had sexy harassment training at work today.
Me: What?
Mom: You know, sexy harassment training
Me: Mom! that’s not how you say it! It’s called sexual harassment!
Mom: O! I know. I just don’t like saying the word “Sexual”…it sounds so dirty!
Me: I hope no one sexy harasses you then.
Mickey D’s, what you got?
Mom: Hi, I’ll take the uh…the uh…you know…the Big ‘N Nasty!
Cashier: Um…we have a Big N’ Tasty
You are still a blooming garden
Mom: So, do you have boyfriend yet?
Me: No, no. Not right now.
Mom: This good. You must protect your rose.
Me: … my rose?
Mom: All girls have rose. It no good to lose it early. Boys want to pick your rose, but you no let them. If every boy pick your rose, garden will be empty!! Then what give your husband then? No one will want to marry you. *dramatic sigh* Then you end up with old man with bad teeth, like Mama here.
Online Predators via Youtube?
So my mom is a VERY protective mother. This is what happened after she watched a 60 minutes special on Online Predators. I’m watching a Video Blog on Youtube…
Mom: Who is that guy?
Me: I don’t know
Mom: Why is he talking to you??
Me: It’s a video…
Mom (at the computer): GO AWAY, MY DAUGHTER DON’T WANT TO MEET UP AND TALK TO YOU
{JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW. THESE CONVO AINT FROM ME. I JUST POSTED CUZ I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNAY......... YAH....}
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SHENANIGAHNS!!
^^ HELLO I'M ----- ------, OR MAYBE fRANKIE? apounofdorkness is fine also!!! WATEVER YOU CAN THINK OF CAZ IT DOESN'T MATTER...WELL, I NEED A NEW HAIRDO PERIOD!!...MY CURRENT ONE IS TOO PLAIN. UH UH GUES WAT ETNICITY I AM!! I DO WISH I WAS PART COMBODIAN<----SPELLING MIGHT BE WRONG---- AND KHMAI<-----MIGHT HAVE SPELLED WRONG TOO...-----.. ^0^ hmm maybe a bit white too... people say IM white in a way but ahh well!!!! BUT I'M STILL PROUD TO BE A ---------- ....OH WAIT YER SUPPOSED TO GUESS..ALMOST GOT MEH THERE!!
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>>>>THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE I CAN WRITE WHAT I WANT...<<<<
but nothing's come to mind...
maybe.. SOO000oooo,,,, i very like to be around people, but i also rlly like to be by myself....but i hate the way people come up to me and say, "why are you alone? why are yo quiet?" if i knew we wouldn't be in this situation... but alas, i dun mind since usually people who ask me that are my friends... would you like to be one? [Heheh you "walked" rite into that one!!]well, anywhoo... i'm just a SENIOR band newbie ^-^... band is cool, cuz music is cool!! I wish i was in a band...i play guitar, although "ima but jealous of my friend in my guitar class. i started before her, but she's dayumm good at it and yah..." <--i miss her and my other friend from music class
sad they were fun to be with! T-T it was like we were our own band
smile i was the one who always plays to middle part!!
biggrin lalala i suck at sinnnggingigng!!! but luuuvvv sporty sports!! hella yeah tennis!!
BYEBYE!!
....."ASSUME YOU DID SUMTHING WRONG, DAMN DO I FEEL LIKE A b*****d..."-hAiLY nGuyEN
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