My current catchphrases :D
If life hands you lemons, make grape juice.
Then sit back and let the world wonder
how the ******** did you pull that one off?
People are like slinkies: basically useless, yet it's so fun to watch them fall down stairs.
Wait..... what?
Whoever said anything is possible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.
Mystify people with your intelligence. If you can't do that, mystify them with your bullshit.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for ye be crunchy, and good with ketchup
sorry I was late for church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
CANCER CURES SMOKING.
CHAOS, DISORDER, AND CONFUSION.
My work here is done.
If a man speaks in a forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Unattended children will be given expresso and a free puppy.
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D: I haven't talked to you in forever!