About

I May just be the strangest person that you meet although I rarely show it via the internet. I have six toes and half of a nose lolz not really but I wish.

I'm gonna steal My BFF's idea and put a list here just because I love him soooo *SMILE!!!!!!!!*

1. Even though I'm a girl, I do want a mustache.

2. I'm a uke.

3.My v****a's Name is Paul.

4. I have the most wonderful friends on the planet. Maki, Rena, and Dani are my world.

5. I'm a ninja in disguise....

6. My favorite person besides my friends in all of the world is my dad, I am his female clone.

7. One of these days I want to befriend someone who is like Jack Sparrow...

8. Johnny Depp turns my flames UP! lolz

9. My favorite energy drinks are Venom, Monster, Bawls, crunk, and Lost.

10. I get embarrassed at things I'm not supposed to get embarrssed at and I am fine with most things others arent.

11. I love to RP.

12. I love anything Tim Burton.

13. I think Makani has horrible taste in men.

14. Rene is my soul, hurt her and I'll kill you ^ ^

15. I would die for my friends. Who said chivalry was dead??

16. I take funny pictures which I post all over my gaia, in journals, on my profile, in forums, etc. Lolz

17. I call men who are total ******** and sorry excuses for people fags. Even if they are gay. Hate the word but I also hate the person.

18. Sometimes i say 'Lolz' when I'm upset so you won't know that I am.

19. I have a v****a!!! FEAR IT!!!

20. I eat almost anything, except for, tofu, dried fruit, crab cakes, etc.

21. I'm always on the look out for awesome combonations.

22. I may steal phrases/words from you.

23. I listen to almost all types of music, except rap.

24. My favorite rap song was last heard on the radio in 84'

25. I name my Nickels Philip.

26. I hate most of the things people conform to.

27. Cows say Quack.

28. I love video games.

29. Zombies scare the s**t out of me.

30. Hot guys make me j**z O.o not really long story....

31. My favorite quote ever comes from my dad and its, "Smile. It can't rain all the time."

32. I think I looks funny.

33. I have a collar and my mom called me a masochist....weird...

34. I have strong family values.

35. I love anime. I go to conventions whenever possible.

36. I have a set of actual Junai but I am in no way a ninja.

37. At times I am highly illiterate.

38. I was born with a heart murmur. But instead of having one less heart beat I have an extra.

39. Bitches love me...

40. I love getting shots.

41. Yes I have a Myspace but it's for talking to a select few ppl.

42. I have Posters you wouldn't believe.

43. I am best friends with vampires despite the fact I'm a Lycan.

44. I'm a Daddy's girl.

45. IIII hate! Random friend requests.....if i havent had a good conversation with you, it wont work...

46. I currently live in Charlotte north carolina.

47. My ethnicity in very lamense terms, is black and white.

48. I plan to get my tongue and lip pierced at some point in time.

49. If I wanted to go into depth about where my roots are, I'm French, Irish, Welsh, Native American, African American, and that's all I know at the moment.

50. I will make you feel uncomfortable with my conversations.

51. Ask the ppl on the clouds what i talk about.

52. Rude people annoy me deeply.

53. Stalkers annoy me deeply.

54. People who cyber on a regular basis in towns, annoy me deeply

55. People who get sick pleasure out of watching 2 girls make out annoy me deeply.

56. BEN! annoys the ******** out of me. Lolz

57. I make up words alot.

58. I love stretching in the morning right after I wake up.

59. I am a happy virgin.

60. I am atheist.

61. I love to smile and laugh.

62. I love to brighten days.

63. I'm not into cars that much but when I see a sexy car I will go over and touch/photograph/drool on/etc.

64. I am a huge yaoi/yuri lover.

65. My name means "Of the Sea" Rena's is a place to house boats get the picture??

66. Makani is secretly a fart. But I love him anyways.

66.5. Maki's name means fart, but he always smells so good!!!!

67. I just learned how to draw chibi's not even a month ago.

68. I am old enough to understand the most complicated algebra equation.

69. I don't see myself as anything but plain regardless of what my friends think.

70. I have my own style, and its not anything you've ever heard of.

71. My name is Maryssa.

72. I don't believe that a bisexual person can/should have a gf and a bf at the same time.

73. I will fight for what I see is right.

74. I'm clectic.

75. I spazz alot.

76. If it is totally quiet, I twitch alot.

77. One day I plan to have a family, and I will fight tooth and nail to get a loving family.

78. I want to grow old with my friends and my soulmate.

79. I'm very classical.

80. I want to travel all over the world with Makani, Rena, and Dani.

81. Dani is crazy but we love each other, lolz but we have a funny way of showing it.

82. Me nor Dani can walk in a straight line anymore

83. My belly button is an inny.

84. My a** is perfectly round like my dad's.

85. I have a Jimi hendrix poster hanging on the back of my door.

86. On the front is a poster of Grateful dead.

87. I have stalkers...O.o

88. I am a tomboy.

89. I do ... alot because I want to lead suspense lolz.

90. If I say things twice, it means I'm too lazy to ceck if i already did it.

91. I get sleepy easily but I don't go to sleep until about 2 hours after I realize I'm sleepy.

92. My best friends all think I'm crazy/strange, but i think I'm as normal as the next person...considering in my mind the next person after the one currently coming up is dressed in a clown suit....*insert weird face here*

93. I need to constantly be stimulated, so that means I change my avi, my profile, this list, scenary, music, ALOT.

94. I don't have trouble making friends, it's keeping them that's the problem.

95. I love music suggestions, *hint hint*

96. I lie to some ppl to make them feel better lolz but never to friends, can't do it.

97. I dig guys with long hair and chicks with long hair too....

I know i know you want to learn more about ol' Maryssa, but I'm gonna leave you hanging here lolz because I'm mean >=3 not really cause I'm getting sleepy lolz...

**bonus** I had a dream the other day of doing my bff's bff LMAO!!