I love PANDAS!<3
I love PANDAS!<3
i farted and im proud.
FASHION EMERGNCY
i'M VERY STRANGE
this is a really good story
you should read it
NO COPYING!!!!!!! -->
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Book One
Llama King: The Answer to the All Important Question
THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION
“Ashley, how come you never see anyone walking around your neighborhood?”
And this is how it started:
It used to be normal…UNTIL HE CAME!!!!!
Girls of all kinds–fat, short, and skinny—all walked around the neighborhood until he came. Everybody thought he was cute, handsome, and strong!!!! Well they had one right—he was strong. Every girl in the neighborhood fell for him, except me. Then, one day, all the girls disappeared…and there were LLAMAS in their place. LLAMAS I TELL YOU LLAMAS!!!!!!!! Suddenly, one day he appeared. Right outside my window, STANDING IN THE TREE OUTSIDE!!!! Into my room he came, calling me his wife, his LLAMA wife. I screamed NO! Then, he grabbed me by the shirt, THE SHIRT!!! and threw me in the air! I kicked him out the window and he turned into a bird. I tied the string hanging from my fan around me [like this!!!!!] and, not noticing it was still attached to my fan, I jumped out the window after him, to beat him some more because I am NOBODY’S LLAMA wife. The fan ripped from the ceiling and caught on the tree. I landed on the bird and he squeaked a squeaky little squeak! And then the bird turned into a flying man! He snatched me and threw me onto his dark pony of DEATH!!!! I screamed, WHY DID YOU TAKE me! He said it was because I held the necklace of the ancient LLAMA king, Lickenspitenburgenouchenpurgenrurenson the third. What is that I don’t know what that is, I said!!!!! It doesn’t matter, you are now my LLAMA queen wife, descendant of Lickenspitenburgenouchenpurgenrurenson the third. I wanted to protest this outrage; I am not the descendant of a LLAMA! But he knocked me out and I became unconscious.
As he rode away, out of nowhere, Holli came running next to the dark pony of death and she jumped on. Holli screamed, “GIVE me BACK MY CAT, FLUFFY!”
[Holli says: Ashley, I don’t like cats.]
[Ashley changes the story.]
Holli screamed, “GIVE ME BACK MY DOG, FLUFFY! YOU STOLE IT AFTER YOU STOLE ASHLEY!” “You will NEVER take Ashley alive, she is my LLAMA wife!!” he screamed in anger! But it was not me Holli searched for, it was only her dog. “I don’t care about Ashley I just want my dog back, she cost lots of money”, Holli yelled!
He THEN REFUSED TO GIVE BACK HOLLI’S DOG! SHE GOT SO ANGRY SHE KICKED HIS BIG LLAMA BUTT ALL THE WAY TO ARGENTINA, WHERE THE LLAMAS ROAM!!!!!!
For a while, we kept the dark pony of death, but it got annoying so we sent it to the zoo. Before we sent it to the zoo, it pooped all over the paths where people walked and that is why you never see people walking around.