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Birthday: 10/14

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Jokes I Heard At School

Hola this is all the joke i heard at school it will make you laugh your a** off

hey its about me finally

Hey there you guys! WASSUP
ive been like really bored
cereal! GOD
lol well welcome to me profiles
its been a long time since i changed it but oh well
i started to feel to urge to make a whole different profile lol
anyways this wont be loooong like the other ppl
hey mabey you wont read it but oh welll
lolz well let me talk to you about my interests
i love the color green purple and pink
im not one of those gurly girls who always say
"OMG i just broke a fake nail , omg call the chinos"
lol and right now i have 3 dogs that are really cute
my favorite place to g to in gaia is the rally
my favorite place to go in real life is borders and monclair mall
lolz of caorse i love anime and mangas
lolz my favorite genre is romance
my fav show is soth park
and my dream guy should be tall
nice handsome and funny
he dosent hve to be like all smart and stuff just a normal guy
lol i get really embaressed when talking about this
lol here are som things i saw in a show once

~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal Mart~~~~~~~~~~~

#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3 razz ut a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the mother ******** rainbow

lol i actually saw it on a profile i hope theguy i got it from isnt mad at me lol
i also saw this at his profile and it said

a girl and a guy where speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

girl: slow down, im scared

guy: no, this is fun

girl: no it's not, please, slow down

guy: then tell me you love me

girl:i love you, now slow down

guy: now give me a big hug

*she gave hima big hug*

guy: can u take my helmet off and put it on youeself, its really bothering me

the next day in the news paper, a motorcycle crashed into the side of a building due to break failure. two people were in the crash, but only one survived. the truth was half way down the road the guy reailzed the breaks weren't working, but he didnt want the girl to worry. Instead, he had her tell him she loved him and had her hug him one last time. then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant he would die.

"if you would do the same to the person you loved, put this on your profile "

so thats why i put it on mine
lol i heard this befor but not all of it
lol i saw this on it too

Boy: I love her more than the air i breath
Girl: well im always here for you.
Boy: I know
Girl: what's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
Girl: talk to her
Boy: I don't know. she wont even like me.
Girl: Don't say that, your amazing.
Boy: i just want her to know how i feel
Girl: then tell her
Boy: she wont like me
Girl: how do you know that?
Boy: i can just tell
Girl: well just tell her
Boy: what should i say?
Girl: tell her how much you like her
Boy: i tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: im always with her. I love her.
Girl: i know how you feel. i have the same problem. but he'll never like me
Boy: wait. who do you like?
Girl: oh some guy.
Boy: Oh... she wont like me either.
Girl: she does
Boy: how do you know?
Girl: becuse, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: you
Girl you're wrong, I like you
Boy: I like you too
Girl: so are you gonna talk to her?
Boy: I just did.


GIRLS~ if you think this is sweet put it on your page

BOYS~ if your man enough ( like me ) and have balls to say this to a girl put it on

lol thats so sweet and awesome
this is the last thing i saw on his page but i hope he int mad at me still

~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1.Get 24 boxes of deodorant and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

lol so awesome
i am gald i have this now
lol i feel complete
wow that was cheesy XD
anyways i will write back soon
but till now bye bye!

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yin scammell Report | 10/15/2010 9:10 am
yin scammell
hope u had a cool birthday
fireflies in space Report | 02/11/2010 10:32 am
fireflies in space
umm your picture on your signature.
is a total fake.
thats what all people say.
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FishyCantSwim Report | 01/18/2010 10:55 am
FishyCantSwim
WHY?
FishyCantSwim Report | 01/18/2010 10:45 am
FishyCantSwim
YEA! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
FishyCantSwim Report | 01/18/2010 10:31 am
FishyCantSwim
O:
perv
Unfortunate_Soulz15 Report | 11/01/2009 9:32 am
Unfortunate_Soulz15
lol hey
Unfortunate_Soulz15 Report | 10/23/2009 2:15 pm
Unfortunate_Soulz15
welcome!
Snow -The Hero- Villiers Report | 10/18/2009 11:46 pm
Snow -The Hero- Villiers
*hugs u and glomps back, and gives u a bday kiss*
Unfortunate_Soulz15 Report | 10/15/2009 5:19 pm
Unfortunate_Soulz15
happy birthday!!!!
Unfortunate_Soulz15 Report | 10/15/2009 5:07 pm
Unfortunate_Soulz15
ohh that bites
 
 
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