Birthday: 02/03
The Seven Deadly Sins-
Lust, wrath, stupidness, eating rabbits, porn, greed, avarice, sudoku and seagulls
Nevermind the fact that there are nine, because I'm a very sinful person. 
It was a long, dark, cold and windy universe that spanned infinity. Had not it been for one cataclysmic event, the universe and all that dwelled within would have remained forever hostile.
But on midnight, Feburary tenth, a savior was born. This miracle child, named after the biblical hero Daniel and with liniage to the Irish kings of yore, was born in a blaze of light and glory. Angels sang as a heavenly light shone on his cherubic face. From that moment on, all those in the room were enlightened, as the Holy Spirit fell on their heads, they knew they had to sing the praises of this child for all eternity!
But this story has a dark side...
For not but two short minutes later, an "antichrist" of sorts was born. Foul and twisted, his breath was hot with malice and contempt for all things good and pure! Instantly, all in the room wanted to dispose of the foul demon forever, but United States law wouldn't have approved, so the unfortunate parents had to keep this wretch of their yoke.
Over the next seventeen years, these two beings, polar opposites of divinity and sin, would clash in epic childish hissy-fits inconcieveable to the weak mortal mind. But the evil twin's an idiot, so we'll skip the rest of his story.
The divine child, Daniel, has a brave and great destiny. When the world is threatened, this great child will lead armies of angels to defeat his adversaries! Philistine after Nazi will fall in a blaze of n00bage to his feet, and the WORLD WILL TREMBLE AT MY POWER! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
In fact, legend has it that this great child, this miracle child, will burn in hell for all eternity for ripping off the entire New Testament and picking general fun of the book of Revelations.
Thanks for listening.
THE HISTORY OF PARAGONS
Woot. ==>
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Because I can, that's why.
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Well, if your pony eats different kinds of colors every day, it might end up shitting rainbow colored... You know. x]
I play for fun. biggrin
I'm sure I don't wanna see the pictures in your head. xP