Sometimes I just want to caress them slowly...
Age: Legal
Location: Land of Maple Syrup and Ham referred to as Back Bacon
Gender: Twig and Berries
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Shota Extraordinaire
Height: Tall enough to ride this ride
Weight: I almost blew away in the wind once, true story
Blood type: Dr Pepper
Hair: Long, Brown, Curly/Wavy, complete with sexual appeal and lady magnets
Eyes: Brown, also spherical in shape, lodged into "sockets" in my skull
Occupation: Hentai Artist, Procrastinator & The Eternal Uke
Favourite Colour: R: 114 G: 32 B: 64
Ninja Pets from "My Ninja and Me"
Because I don't have the heart to get rid of these.
Please leave a name, and address, so I may properly find you and molest you violently in your sleep
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