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My name is Jake, and I am an idiot..

I:
- Typically do wear khakis
- Eagerly await destruction by my own idiotic hands.
- Do my job poorly
- Hate college
- Am a junior script kiddie
- Play a ton of PC games (add me on Steam).
- Look ******** STILL HAVEN'T TAKEN ANY SELFIES. I'M SORRY! crying
I've gone by:
- vvez (most recently)
- Your_Uncle_Grandpa (my original & alt)
- Catching Bullets
- STR1P
- TabberJr
- Tabbersmouse
- Fallout D-Day

I Love:

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If my drinking brought you here add me.