Some of my favourite quotes: "Goths are neo-narcists. While normal narcists force surroundings to notice how great they are, goths force surroundings to notice how much they suck."
"Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people who matter won't care and the people who care don't matter."
Dr. Suess "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab."
Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. "
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Denis Leary "If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon. " ~
George Aiken~My first husband died from poisonous mushrooms.
Sad i know.
The second died from blunt force trauma.
b***h wouldn't eat his ******** mushrooms
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