HOLY ****!!!!!

I've seen worse..

Shadow and his 1st feeling:boredom
Shadow:first day of the job and theres nothing to do...
hm..*looks at a rock on the ground sits next to it* why hello there do you know anything about humans?
Rock:.......
Shadow: are they that bad??
Rock:......
Shadow: oh my.....they really are..
Rock:......
Shadow: well how are they bad?
Rock:......
Shadow:honestly im your friend please speak to me.
Rock:......
Shadow: im going to kick you and your not going to like it.

Rock:......
Shadow:*goes to get up then an orb appears* hello teacher why wont this thing speak?
Orb: first lesson hadow, thats a rock and it does not have life therfore it cannot speak. you will find that many things here do not live.
*orb dissepears*
Shadow:*angerliy kicks rock and it hits some ones head knocking them unconciense* oops....o.o

RANDOM
Shadow:*looks at Nothing* why are you called nothing?
Nothing:because i dont know my name and for this reason too *walks foward infront of a car and car goes through him then he walks back to shadow*
Shadow: you can control that cant you??i can do the same. walk through walls evede bullets etc.
Nothing:really? *sword appears in his hand*
Shadow:dont try it ive had this job longer than u hav
Nothing:and wat is your job? *nothing gives shadow an evil smile then goes to slice at him*
Shadow:*moves his hand upward and the ground below nothing bursts out under him causing him flying in the air*
Shadow: believe me when i say that ive done this longer than you hav
Nothing crashes next to him creating a crater 5ft in the ground*
Nothing:*walks out and looks at shadow* ok you win..

Shadow: An unknown past but whatever happened to him in the past has made him much different now, like non dying different. His poweres are limitless and everything he's faced hasn't killed him. In the end he finds out the only way to stop the evil, the madness, forever, is taking himself down with them.
Nothing: kind of like Shadow but he knows what happened to him, before he died in a car crash he had agreed to let scientist use his body for experiments, and they worked, a little too well, he became as powerfull as shadow. But he was more of a "light" kind of guy. In the end he has to combine his powers with shadow so shadow has enough power to (kill himself) get rid of every evil there was on earth.
Unknown: Past is not known, but he knos greatly of the future, he began as shadow's teacher, telling him about life and how valuable it is. Slowly though he loses shadow as shadow figures out his secret: he is the leader of all evil: then he tries to kill shadow but shadow has escaped from his mind and he canot tell what shadows future anymore. In the end before shadow takes his life and sacrifices it he has a vision all he sees is shadow and a bright light expanding from him tearing out pieces of ground as it moves toward him.
THIS NOT STORY THIS TELL U ABOUT CHARACTERS