I'm random (DEAL WITH IT) >-< ADVENTURE TIME :DDDD

Got a problem with me? = Solve it
Lost? = Get Found
Think I’m trippen’? = Tie my shoes
Can’t stand me? = Sit back down
Can’t face me? = Turn around
Hate Me? = Great
Love Me? = Even better
Think I’m ugly? = Don’t look at Me
Think I’m pretty? = Ask me out
Don’t like my Style? = Don’t like your’s
Don’t know me? = Don’t judge me
Think you know Me? = You seriously have no Idea

¢αℓιηg мє FAKE ωση’т мαкє уσυ REAL,¢αℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση’т мαкє уσυ SMART,¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση’т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση’т мαкє уσυ NICE,¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση’т мαкє уσυ COOL,¢αℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση’т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,¢αℓℓιηg мє GAY ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRAIGHT,ѕσ ωну вσтнєя…………………… ………؟єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU

I <3 pplz who send messages to me!!!

10 Things That Drive Me Crazy
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say ‘Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too’. You’re darn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say ’it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film ‘did you see that?’. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask ‘Can I ask you a question?’…… Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say ‘life is short’. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ‘Has the bus come yet?’. If the bus came would I be standing here,freak?
10. The freakin’ birds that chirp at 5:00 am in the morning! Don’t they know I’m sleeping?
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A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at see if u like it



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_♥___♥___♥_ oη yoυr
__♥_____♥__ ραgє if
___♥___♥___ yoυ lovє
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Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Guy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Guy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Guy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Guy: No
Girl: Choose - me or your life
Guy: My life
The girl runs away in shock & pain & the guy runs after her & says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."


fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
true friends: Would sit next to you saying "Duuude ... we screwed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "gurl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste crap."
fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you
. true friends: Will knock them out
fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did

Theirs music in my ears,
Eyes crying red tears,
its one minute to late,
forever and a day.
Darkness is my home.
Silence is my key.
I got ice in my veins.
Blood in my eyes.
Hate in my heart.
Love in my mind
I hurt but never cry.
When push come to shove,
I just stand up and scream
'******** all you haters!'
Reading is my deed.
My fists are for bitches.
I am who I am xd

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