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Status: I am a rather static character in comparison to others.....so we'll say I am what I always am.....surprised:
Christmas Update [!!!!!]
Hey my chickee baybeees. It's Christmas. A time for cheer and merriment. A time for ridiculous drunk family members to tell stories about previous sexual partners. A time for my son to be locked in his room for hours talking to himself about potato chips and making enthusiastic writing sounds. Maybe he's writing me a SoiSoiSurprise fanfiction? Well, even if he's not I love my son to death, but I can't say the same for old Sachiko. You know how it gets with old age. Maybe I should get her a push-up bra from Victoria's Secret for Christmas...
NEW!! Featured artist of the month!! : Go-Devil-Dante on Deviantart has made something lovely, although I didn't ask her and it's not made specifically for me, I think it suits our needs. CHECK IT OUT: http://Go-Devil-Dante.deviantart.com/art/commission-sexxxy-yagami-109425263
Thanksgiving Update (!!)
Y Hello dar yung wons. Here I am, telling you Thanksgiving is coming up and I'm NOT starving for some of Sachicko's traditional Japanese cuisine. I want some turkey. I want some mashed potatoes. I want something that I could just go and buy as a frozen Hungryman (c) packaged meal. BUT. I want it to be deliciousplz. So, I was wondering if any of you could help me acquire some food? Any kind of food will do. Just don't bring me your own brand of chocolate, Matsuda already gave me his and offered it to me as a hat....my receding hairline will never be the same.
Make sure to tell me all about your Thanksgiving!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoXXX
teh cheef
Halloween Update
Hai Gaiz, it's Halloween! (ARE YOU EXCITED?!) So as you can see, I've adorned myself in the clothes of street royalty....also referred to as hookers......others call them "working late, I'll be home tomorrow." What fun! But no worrys, my sweet Sachiko/Light/Sayu/Ridiculous DumbledorexWatarixSoichiro pairing fandom! The musical group 'The Police' have dissuaded me from my alternate career choice....(the back up to being a police chief was always to be a hooker, of course!)....I shall not turn on my red light tonight!.....although my name is not roxanne.......
Keep your legs together in that dress, son!
xo
The Chief
Looks like a fun guy, right?
...I hope you said yes.
...........Gee it sure is boring around here...........WELL NOT FOR LONG!Welcome to a Land Filled with Wonder and Enchantment! It's called:
THE TASK FORCE HEADQUARTERS IN THE KANTO REGION OF JAPAN.
My Boy, it's young Soichiro Yagami! Protagonist of the hit series Death Note, Soichiro (known to his coworkers and friends as "Soi-Soi") is comparable to the marriage of two of the most influential characters in the history of story-telling:
Shin Chan.
Albus Dumbledore.
(And a third and somewhat adulterous side salad of Sailor Uranus.)
Join Soi-Soi and his best friends:
Matsuda, (who has an all-new gaia profile TBA!!) Aizawa, Neil Gaiman, Master Shake, and William Shatner, who suffers from a multiple personality disorder that, on occasion, brings out the James T. Kirk in him. Death Note follows the five high-school students on their quest to capture small woodland creatures called "mudkip" in their prized muddyballs.
But catching mudkip is a sport in which more than our four schoolgirls partake. An opposing team known as "Team Ratatoing" presents itself as an enemy in the first episode of Death Note with threatening members known only as the Sleeping Forest.
My god, I think I just wet myself with fear. This logo is just so threatening!
The title itself, Death Note, (phonetically pronounced 'yōeslzHis frāEEz') is comprised of two simple words displayed below.
DEATH
1. partially or wholly lacking or deprived of the sense of hearing; unable to hear.
2. refusing to listen, heed, or be persuaded; unreasonable or unyielding: deaf to all advice.
An example of Death used in a sentence: Helen Keller is DEATH itself, so stop giggling Anthony, there's nothing funny about Helen Keller.
NOTE
1. Library Science. additional information about a work, such as its special series or some other significant identification, included on the library catalog entry.
2. a short, informal letter: a thank-you note.
3. a formal diplomatic or official communication in writing: a note delivered by the ambassador.
An example of Note used in a sentence: Anthony, if you don't stop laughing I'll whack you over the head with my official copy of the love NOTEs between Walt Disney and Mr. T.
DEATH NOTE
1. A notebook with extraterrestrial qualities such as the ability to kill those listed by name if the writer can picture that person's name, surname, and face concurrently.
An example of Death Note used in a sentence: Goodbye Anthony, my DEATH NOTE clad shinigami, Helen Keller, and I will watch you die; I decided to kill you with my DEATH NOTE.
Or perhaps for those of us with a more flavorful vocabulary: ******** you Anthony, you little s**t, I'll kill your motherf***ing a** with my f***ing DEATH NOTE; What now, b***h?
Go figure.
Help Soi-Soi look his best so he can catch 'em all!
After Exclusions: 13,323 Gold, 10,000 Tickets
[Item Information]Item List:
UnibrowThe MoustacheStylish Auburn Winter CoatLeather Compact BriefcaseBrown Reading GlassesMaybe someday he'll catch all of the mudkip and become his dream: a member of the SWAD force....
(SWAD: Seriously What A Douchebag)
Soi-Soi Fangirls!....and boys....(lolwhut!?)
1. Anime Crusades
2. Haruhi Nya
3. Edo_Fullmetal
4. Matt_kirakiller
5. Agent Toi-Toi Matsuda
6. More for Soi Soi?
NEW!! Avi Art for Soi-Soi! Thank you!
by Misa_Amane_Chan7
PLEASE, for the love of Chief Yagami's already abused dignity:
leave him comments
friend request him
send him private messages laughing at him
draw him some ridiculous, low quality fan art on a napkin and send it to him
give him glorious gifts on the day he was brought into existance by Shin, Albus, and Uranus....or on any other day for that matter....
above all else, don't look up information on wikipedia and use it in school reports. You will get your a** kicked by your teacher.
CEILING YAGAMI IS WATCHING EVERY TIME YOU GOOGLEBATE.References that you should check out if you were confused at all by this page:
Death Note
Shin Chan
Harry Potter
Sailor Moon
The Sandman comic book series by Neil Gaiman
Star Trek or a priceline commercial, the acting is really the same.
Pokemon
Deviantart.com
Luckystar
Ratatoing...(I would put Walrusguy's video up here but his youtube account is suspended!!! Oh no! Oh well, make sure to check it out regardless)
Air Gear
Thank you, that is all.
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