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Fried Tree

Report | 04/15/2009 5:53 pm

Fried Tree

A good a** makes a great personality I think, bony bitches are ugly to look at and ugly to associate with.

Smoking makes people look sexy and confident. Everyone in my family smokes and I'm much more genetically
prone to it. Do you know how many effing advertisements I see on television about how bad it is to smoke?
I take that risk every time I light up. The only thing I worry about is people perceive a single cigarette as a very
likely chance to end up with cancer cells. Do you know how many other things we touch or smell or use every day
can also cause cancer? Cancer is caused by everything, damn it. Except for celery because it does nobody any harm.
PS Don't wish cancer on your daddy, if someone did that to me I'd haunt them 'till their dieing day solely out of spite.
I'm a very committed person when it comes to who I direct my malice towards.

Your super power and my super power will dominate the human race for quite awhile, or else our intricate
plans will backfire and we'll just gain Switzerland or Belgium. That's okay though it's a beautiful place and I wouldn't mind it.

Your super power is what yours is. Mine is the ability to just kill living things if I feel it is necessary
for the benefit within its given community/ecosystem.
Fried Tree

Report | 04/15/2009 3:37 pm

Fried Tree

If u just put your head up your a*****e
you should survive a nuclear holocaust
I hear...

I'm ok i slept mostly and now i'm smoking
aaand this kid is bugging mee but now
he left

how are you and how are your books
wait and how the ******** do you keep getting
such relevant refrences ro ltierature?

Fried Tree

Report | 04/15/2009 3:25 pm

Fried Tree

i lol'd for
discovering
my feet of clay:judy blume
crying crying crying crying crying
Fried Tree

Report | 04/12/2009 6:22 pm

Fried Tree

I've never had duck before.
I'm just way too cool for intelligent birds.
Even though birds are just dumb in general.
Yeah, they're probably about the same soo
I guess my whole point is just kind of hollow.

Are you visiting the country vineyard this
summer or are you going abroad like last month?

And how is your dear mom, I
haven't spoken to her since we
had dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sex.
S c h i z o p h a s i a

Report | 04/12/2009 3:46 pm

S c h i z o p h a s i a

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN. mad
Fried Tree

Report | 04/12/2009 3:36 pm

Fried Tree

you made me lmfao.
well i do like shaved legs.
i'm portuguese and sicilian i'm hairy as ******** soo-
a personal assisstant for shaving would probably
be quite beneficial. especially because i'm a bit
lazy to do anything to myself today.
x p u r e  s a r c a s m

Report | 04/12/2009 3:21 pm

x p u r e s a r c a s m

lol ok...
Nudification

Report | 04/12/2009 3:15 pm

Nudification

A story?
Mmkay...
One day, there was an duckling duckling.He was so ugly that EVERYONE died.The end.
x p u r e  s a r c a s m

Report | 04/12/2009 3:13 pm

x p u r e s a r c a s m

lol wut??? im so damn confuzzled
x p u r e  s a r c a s m

Report | 04/12/2009 3:10 pm

x p u r e s a r c a s m

lol wut? Dx

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