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What brought you here? What curiosity led you astray to my den of iniquity. I can’t say I envy you, I find myself repulsive. I have my qualities I could list them if you like, but for the most part, if you’re looking for me here, on this website, you’ve been led down a perilous road by some foul shepherd.

I trust by now you’ve gathered from my tone and choice of words exactly what kind of creature I am. I won’t spell out my nature entirely, wouldn’t want to flaunt myself in front of the uninitiated. But those of you who can see my signals and read the signs, will understand the nature of this beast.

A warning. I have had a very troubling seven years of illness that have left me emotionally and physically scarred. I have received the proper treatment for my condition and that particular illness should pose minimal problems going forward. However, my time suffering has left me with little patience for games. If you can understand what I’m saying and know what I am, then don’t waste my time. Don’t misunderstand a pleasant conversation is always welcome, even if what I’m saying is gibberish or posturing to you, I’m always happy to pass the time or discuss this or that. But don’t engage on a level you aren’t prepared to play on.

So, there you go, my cards are on the table. For the most part. If you want to see what else is in my hand, all you have to do is ask, I’ll answer, though I might have some questions of my own.

Yours truly, Phantom.
 

The Phantom Slasher

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Last Login: 04/27/2024 8:30 am

Registered: 03/26/2005

Gender: Male

Location: New York

Birthday: 12/21

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His skin was a pretty colour, it made me jealous.
Jacob noticed my scrutiny.
What?" he asked, suddenly self-conscious.
"Nothing. I just hadn't realised before. Did you know, you're sort of beautiful?"
Once the words slipped out, I worried that he might take my implusive observation the wrong way.
But Jacob rolled his eyes. "You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?"


New Moon - Stephenie Meyer

Words of Wisdom...and some funny s**t.

Albin says:
the singer makes me want to take a chesse grinder and do unpleasant things to a penguin



Albus Dumbledore says:
To the well adjusted mind, Death is just the next great adventure."



Green Lantern Corps Says:
In brightest day In blackest night,No evil will escape my sight, Let all those who worship evil's might beware my power; Green Lanterns Light!



Dexter Morgan Says:
"Some experiences are so big they change your DNA."


Sherlock Holmes says:
"Who cares about decent? The game, Mrs. Hudson, is afoot!"

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The Libertine (1676)

Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me.


The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on.


Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't." It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats.


Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say.


But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining , livelong moment.'


That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.
 
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