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PRINCESS/ MANTICORE/ MERMAID/ ANDROVORE.is a grammar jew.
is a colorful mother ********.
is a shitty artist/poet/writer/RP`er
is poxed with speech impediment.
is very enthusiastic about Pokemon.
is nut-brown, curly haired and uncool.
is in the "catty" category of argument.
is foul-mouthed and peculiarly conservative.
is a theophile. Enjoys coinages. Nabokov's secret lovechild?
is in love with any person three times my age with a bad attitude.
is a dipshit bleeding heart idealist, irregardless of dead baby jokes.
is embarassed to admit to be seriously considering vegetarianism.
is a fan of everything you have ever made fun of. ******** YEAH NATURAL 20
is made of Slimfast, cupcake and face powder. Basically Marie Antoinette.
is gender-neutral. Doesn't take offense to being referred to in any tense.
isn't playing the game. Comment to rage about it.
tl;dr/ scorpling w ringlets