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Stolen from my lovely daughters profile, SimplyJustinei love this poem so much i just had to have it rolleyes
The freshman girl, oh so shy
sits and watches the sophomore guy.
The sophomore guy, with his head in a whirl.
Sits and watches the junior girl.
The junior girl, in her red sedan.
Sits and watches the senior man.
But the senior man all hot and wild,
Secretly loves the freshman child. <3
Hello...my name is __________ (insert whatever you like =)
all i can tell you is that it starts with an A....so, knock yourself out trying to guess. Hmm...well, i love alot of things. And there's alot about me to know...i guess ill start witht he basics
Favorite colors- Red,purple,black,blue,silver (in that order =)
Favorite animal-(s) cats, definitely. after that comes...lions, tigers, bears, oh my... (if you read the book, youd get it)
Favorite bands- Greenday, Blink-182, (they sound the same to me) the Beatles, Katy Perry, Shakira, Ke$ha, Lynyrd Skynyrd, anything, really.
Favorite foods- Chicken, steak, bacon...(i like meat =) green beans, corn, carrots, (as you can tell im going by category here) cheese, beans, MILK, chocolate....(you know, dark choclate is actually good for you in small amounts =)
Hobbies-Collecting Beanie babies, (dont make fun of me) making jewelry (LOVE IT) hugging my cats, (love doing that even more) annnd...umm, im gonna gomushy and say spending time with my fam and friends =)
Age- Confidential
Gender- as if you couldnt tell, female...
Name-(see first sentence of paragraph)
Occupation-Cat hugger
Why?- because cats are awesome like that =)
if you want, you can call me...Cat lady ;D
(ali works too......and yes, that is part of my name)
pce out ninja
Cat Haiku You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.sIn deep leep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do thatBlur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp aroundSmall brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
Want to trim my claws
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the dead
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much"
Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey"We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt.
note-none of the haiku's were written by me. i mean i love cats...and im good at poetry...but not THAT good.. 3nodding
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