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Well hai thar! ^^no, I'm not gay, i just like rainbowz k?
and I am not snail-sexual, Nomy and i are just close friends *big cheezy grin*
OPF (other people's fiction)
Lizard Leap Poetic Rate: Oscar Wilde by Aethelred
The Hatter lies on a bed of snails
With rainbows pouring in the sand
And catapults fling through the land
Rose petals soft and pale.
Tears stream down that frigid face
A pocket watch proclaims with ticks
That prod the senses like sharp sticks
While the mad girl weeps in that dark place.
Her palm is raised as if to beg
A dead pink bird hangs from her head
And on those snails she still makes her bed
While thorns and vines wrap 'round her legs.
Snail Baby Boots Tootsy the Flying Amulet Charmer by Last of 9
Snail was a very playful and colorful girl who enjoyed capturing amulets that were brought to life by the touch of her pet snail's tongue. She would train them and teach the amulets to do tricks and fly in acrobatic displays. Often times she was the most entertaining street performer on the block.
Journey Into the Snail Hole by Del!r!ous.Del!r!um
In the deepest reaches of space you'll find Snailbabes. Teleporting using black holes is usually a good idea but not when you're using a snail hole. Del! teleported using one last summer and found herself with a Snailbabe tongue down her throat. She'll never admit it, but it was hot.
Your Future by Eserel the Oracle
You've always had a sweet tooth, and decided to put it to good use. You opened up an ice cream store and became famous in town for having cold delicious wonders. One day, you realized you had actually lost more money than made, and ate all of your sweets to cure your sadness. It didn't really work, because you suddenly gained 5780 pounds and couldn't get out the door. They had to break down your ice cream palace to get you out, and you were damaged with a thousand splinters. After multiple plastic surgeries and covering the medical bills, you were 1246 million in debt. You then fled the country and lived in Antarctica with the penguins, who never criticized your snow cones covered in fish.
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That face scares me. 0_0