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Hey all you people out there I am Janayz...and I like to do a lot of things....and Idk Im not good at these but oh well...lets just say I am weird and it scares people sometimes..I think..OMG! Did you see that??!..I know I did!! It was a purple llama...and it was talking to me..it asked me where the bathroom was...or was that my mom...hmm I dont remember...well anyways Ill go find that purple llama or my mom what ever it was..My favorite thing about eating a gummy bear is they don't fight back when you bite they're head off.
When your bored....and alone...with nothing else to do....DANCE!!
Awww I made you a cookie but I eated it...=[ Im sorry but it was just too good.
I went to pick you a flower, but it was a venus fly trap and it bit my head so I got you this piece of grass instead =D
Is that an MP3 player in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...lol
If I promise not to kill you can I get a hug? XD
I may not look like much, but im pro at being a ninja...=3
WAYS TO ANNOY PARENTS!! biggrin
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and I'm loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim on the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night....
I'm secretly frying your brain cells..(well I guess its not a secret anymore) GUESS WHAT!!?!? I have two piggies!!! One named Pancakes and the other Waffles! But you cant eat them okay?
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Very lovely.