So Who Am I?
I am here for one purpose; to write.
I am The Forgotten Crusader, on a mission to improve my writing. I suppose I could let you in on a few of my stats, however...
I am The Forgotten Crusader, on a mission to improve my writing. I suppose I could let you in on a few of my stats, however...
Name: The Forgotten Crusader
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Blood type: AB
Height: 175.26 cm
Weight: 63.64 kg
Hair Color: Black & red
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Cup Size: B or C. [Big breasts are actually a turn off for me...But no breasts boarders on gay.]
Favorite Food: Apples [Specifically Gala apples]
Religion: LaVeyan Satanist [Please get your facts straight before you start pointing fingers... or I might bite them off.]
Political Party: Hypocrite
Location: Midwest City, Oklahoma
Likes: Metalocaplyse, Writing, Death Metal, Video Games, Dresden Files, Sandwiches, Dating sims that have no censors
Nationality: Caucasian [I am VERY freaking pale.]
Ancestry: German, French, Irish, Norwegian, Cherokee Indian
Occupation: Hobo
Least Favorite Food: Brussel sprouts [They taste odd.]
Least Favorite Color: Brown? [I dunno... I don't really hate any color.]
Fears: Hospitals, Needles, An absence of norm (ie: When there should be background noises but it's strangely silent), Tornadoes
Dislikes: Spiders, Catholics, Chatspeak, People who don't spell out their words, Uniformed Masses of Religious Weirdos that think Satanism is the act of sacrificing virgin's to demons, People who are afraid to curse, Otaku's [I am aware there is a new word for them... but I dislike internet names such as n00bs and things of that sort. You may catch me using them for fun sometimes, however.], humans in general, Goths that try TOO hard to be Gothic (ie: Hardcore goths that paint their faces white. WTF, are you TRYING to be idiotic? Indeed... *sigh*), people who cut themselves for attention of others [just try suicide. It's less retarded.]
You'll catch me in the writing arena or threads that deal with the writing arena. I'll talk but let me warn you I'm fiercely sarcastic and cynical. Don't get your panties in a bunch if I hurt your feelings. It's nothing personal... unless I say so, in which case then it is personal.
If you're already annoyed by reading this and are thinking you'd like to backhand me... My respect for you has grown tremendously. At this point anyone I don't know is basically a moron. Please prove me wrong. Let's see what happens, shall we?
If you're already annoyed by reading this and are thinking you'd like to backhand me... My respect for you has grown tremendously. At this point anyone I don't know is basically a moron. Please prove me wrong. Let's see what happens, shall we?
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