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Hey! i love twilight, lady gaga, and chess(yea i kno that sounds wierd but its actually fun when u compete). songs: if z100 plays it, its on my ipod ( i hav the touch!!!). o and ive been to 13 countries and 22 states! I'm a friendly person but I won't be if you're rude to me. I've been backstabbed before so please don't do it to me or anyone else.

<333 Edward!!!!
<333 Emmett!!
<333 Jacob!!

Cant read my no he cant read my poker face
spin that record babe
when u see my face hope it gives u hell
u spin my head right round right round
baby hush hush
this beat is sick

"When life rains on your parade, bring out the slip n' slide!"

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Joohee98 Report | 08/16/2009 7:42 pm
Joohee98
hey i like ur profile
iNessieluvsMJ Report | 08/03/2009 8:11 am
iNessieluvsMJ
HEY! COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO AT LEAST 10 PROFILES, PRESS F5 AND F9 TOGETHER, AND GET 1,000,000 GOLD! MORE PROFILES, MORE GOLD
iNessieluvsMJ Report | 08/03/2009 7:59 am
iNessieluvsMJ
haha, ur welcum! :]
smilelmao Report | 07/30/2009 6:24 pm
smilelmao
I just changed my profile theme to secret life( it used to be twilight). Please tell me whitch way was better.
Joohee98 Report | 07/25/2009 5:47 pm
Joohee98
copy and paste this into 10 profiles and press f5 to refresh the page you will see a blue giftbox floating around your screen which has a katana
Joohee98 Report | 07/06/2009 2:04 pm
Joohee98
Copy this to 10 pro’s an you will get 10,000,000g
Joohee98 Report | 06/12/2009 7:47 pm
Joohee98
Congratulatons!You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet! 




If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2009, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!



The Kiss



1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you


isnt this cute? i love it
2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go



The Three Steps



1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys &amp; Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.



The Commandments



1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.



Here are a few reasons why guys like girls



1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.

3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an

hour later....

4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't

admit it)!

11. The way they say 'I miss you'

12. The way you miss them

13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't

hurt her anymore.....





This chain started in 1997.



It is a love chain letter.



In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look

into chat rooms and find them.

Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.



Nowhere comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person

will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'

NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future

relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!



Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be

sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU

MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........



REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT

COME TRUE!

PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!



*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO

YOU



*NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR

LOVE LIFE.

IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE

BAD LUCK

Joohee98 Report | 06/10/2009 5:22 pm
Joohee98
lucky!
Joohee98 Report | 06/10/2009 5:17 pm
Joohee98
i want to visit New York.I want to visit the country Germany.
Joohee98 Report | 06/10/2009 5:07 pm
Joohee98
i am from guatamala.just kidding!i am from Benicia, California.near San Francisco

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