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Crazy things, my thoughts...which will we very amusing maybe, or just plain eccentric. Anyway, feel free to take a look.


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Jeff Bridges

Report | 11/19/2009 10:22 am

Jeff Bridges

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I Ringo Starr I

Report | 10/17/2009 7:26 pm

I Ringo Starr I


Oh em gee....
That was so funny. XD
I Ringo Starr I

Report | 10/17/2009 3:01 pm

I Ringo Starr I


I'm there : D
I Ringo Starr I

Report | 10/17/2009 2:46 pm

I Ringo Starr I


Well get over there now then. :^O
I Ringo Starr I

Report | 10/17/2009 1:38 pm

I Ringo Starr I


*takes a picture of a tree*.
I like trees....
Go to towns....
001000
barton 5? : D
I Ringo Starr I

Report | 10/17/2009 1:26 pm

I Ringo Starr I


I'm going out parading before it's too late!! D8

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You Can Call Me Al

Report | 10/16/2009 10:34 pm

You Can Call Me Al

Ringo: -brings out Didgeridoo- HELL YES!!!
George: Oh! That's India's equivalent to a saxap-
Ringo: -slaps George's face- Don't ruin this awesome beer mug with your Indian knowledge.
George: ..... but-
Ringo: scream
John: Aaah, Lucy and your random misadventures, I love you heart
Paul: Psshffttt Lucy Fail!!-
John: -slap- SHUDDUP NO ONE DISS'ES LUCY!
Todd: It's so ugly and sticky here
George: It's amazing! blaugh
Ringo: Ok, I'm done here. -snaps fingers and they're in Antarctica-
John: It's still better than India.
George: WHAT THE $#$%??!?! gonk
John: -sniff- I want to watch I love Lucy again.
Ringo & Mr. Bigglesworth: SNOWW!!! heart -they begin to act stupid..... in snow...-
Paul: I think Michael Jackson should be here.
George: ..... Didn't you hear?
Paul: . . . . . What??
George: .... Michael's dead......
Paul: WHAT?!?!!? gonk
George: I'm sorry Paul...
Paul: Eh, that baster stole my songs, I should get them back now.... MOWAHHAA
George: ......
John: -with little TV- hehehe.
Todd: It's so dark and-
Ringo: -b***h slap- IM SICK OF YOUR COMPLAINING! YOUR WORSE THAN GEORGE!!
George: And that's bad.
Paul: 3nodding


Random Eskimos pop out of the snow.
Ringo: NATIVE SNOW PEOPLE!! heart
Snow People: Damn retarded puppies. It's so sad seeing them being all illiterate and such.
Ringo: ..... crying
John: I still think we should go to Japa-
Everyone: NO!
John: Screw this, I'm the leader of this band anyways. -attempts to snap fingers and pop them to Japan, and Ringo slaps his hand-
Ringo: REJECTED!
John: WTF RINGO?!?!
Ringo: ..... I'm sorry gonk
Paul: Yaay! -snaps fingers and they're on dancing with the stars-
Paul and Ringo: YAYYYY!!! heart
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
-Paul and Ringo start dancing with each other-
John: Damn hippies.
George: But-
John: Shuddup George.
George: .... -sigh-
-Mr. Bigglesworth gives John big puppy dog eyes-
John: No..... Bad Bigglesworth...
Biggles: ..... -puppy eyes-
John: No... The power of my panda child.... too strong.... AAACCKK!! FINE!!! -grabs Mr. B and starts dancing.-
George: -looks at Todd-
Todd: No.
George:.... But-
Todd: No.
George: ..... -sigh-
Sherlock: Ooo! Look Watson! Coordinated dance!
Watson: EEEE!! My favorite! heart
George: All I know is a lie gonk
Ringo: Shake it Paulie!
Paul: -slap- DON'T GET FRESH WITH ME scream !
Ringo: -sniff- I miss the good old days filled with orgies. cry
John: Me too! We should go back to Germany, with Ringo's hott mom.
Ringo: Hey!!
John: Well!?
George: No, Germany was pretty messed up.
Paul: True.
Ringo: We should buy an island, and make it just for orgies.....
John: -grabs Ringo- RINGO! THAT'S THE GREATEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD!
Ringo: -glorious eyes- Really? blaugh
George: That's not saying much....
Paul: And the market it awesome now!
Everyone: ...... eek
Paul: .... What? I watch Opera.....
Todd: I hate orgi-
John: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING MAN?!?!!?
-John grabs Todd and throws him out the window.-
Todd: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit.....
John: -whipping hands- Well, The deed is done.
Ringo: Noo!! My sadistic, gay, showtunes singing friend!! gonk
Paul: We all knew it was coming sooner or later.
George: Haha, totally random irony that the dog's name is Toby....
Ringo: .... Just shuddup George.
George: ..... -sigh-
FluFFeh BaBBiT

Report | 10/15/2009 7:55 pm

FluFFeh BaBBiT

haha, its pretty great. keep up the good work!
oh gosh i sound like my teacher O_o
FluFFeh BaBBiT

Report | 10/14/2009 8:49 pm

FluFFeh BaBBiT

=P yet another show i havent really watched yet.
omg i keep reading the little story things ur doing with Richie Starkey and i always get a laugh from them. hehe its awesome
You Can Call Me Al

Report | 10/14/2009 4:40 pm

You Can Call Me Al

Ringo: My chest hairs.... They feel things.....


George: Well you just magically poof-ed us to Australia with barbies. Your bound to feel something. 


John: Indigestion?


Paul: pfft-BAWAAHAHAHA!! I just thought of Lucy getting pwned. 


Ringo: ...... DADDY!!! :gonk:


George: ...... :stare:


Todd: I hate this place. The koalas are so... HIDEOUS....


Ringo: -slap- MR. BIGGLESWORTH IS PART KOALA!


John: *gasp* NO WAY


Ringo: Yes way.


Paul: Bone digger, bone digger....


John: -slaps Paul beside the head- You are not Paul Simon! 


Paul: ....... [size=9] You can call me Al.....[/size]


Brian: Let us go my sweet! Let's frolic with the Kangaroo's!


Gustav: :heart:





Brian and Gustav go and do f** like things.





John: Sometimes I want our stuffy Manager back. It's better than the gay, Jew he's been lately.


Paul: .... Hasn't he always been gay..... And Jewish?


John: Yeah, but it's like lately... He hasn't been such in the closet as usual.


George: Well we are in 2009. Even the president looks highly upon it. And he's black so people respect his opinion.


Paul: -slaps his hand to George's mouth- SSSSSH!!!!! The world can't know were alive, 25, 25, 23 and 22 again!..... And you racist...


George: -shrugs shoulders-


Ringo: mmmm It's good to be 25 again.


John: Wait, why did I want to go to Australia again?


Ringo: Because the author totally saw a Picture of me with a stuffed Koala that made her think of me getting my tonsils out, thus going to Australia afterwards to rejoin you all on the tour. :3nod:


Paul: ....... 


John: Freaking sky fans!!! :scream:


George: -sniff- The sky people don't talk to me personally.


Ringo: It's because your George..... 


George: .... And?


Ringo: No, that's it.


Paul: Story of his life.


John: I think we should go to China next!


Todd: NO!! -shivers- Badd memories.


John: ..... Oook. Hey isn't that Toby?


Toby: AAACK!! ITS THE BOYS WITH THE FAT HAIRY HEADS!!


Ringo: :heart: DOGGY


Toby: AND THE RETARD!! 


Paul: See! Even the dog See's that Ringo is the retarded one. 


Toby: I was talking about you. The one who looks like a girl.


Paul: T_T





Sherlock and Watson are in a helicopter


Sherlock: -finds another chair and knocks it over- TOBY!! BAD DOG!!!! 


Watson: Yeah! To leave me alone with Holmes?!?! Unforgivable!





Toby: s**t..... -runs off-








Sherlock: GET BACK HERE YOU RUFFIAN!!! :scream:








John: Such nice fellows.


Ringo: HEY!! YOU JERKS!!! WHERE IS MR. BIGGLESWORTH!!


Sherlock: He's flying the Helicopter of course!


Bigglesworth: RINGOOOOO :heart:


Ringo: BIIIGGGLLESSSWORRRTTHHH!!!!!!!





-Mr. Bigglesworth nose dives the Helli to where the boys are and runs to hug Ringo-


Bigglesworth: DADDYYY! :big:


Ringo: I'm so sorry Biggley! -hugs- I've been so neglect full! Like John to Julian!


-Julian pops out of John's jacket again-


John: GET BACK IN THERE YOU LITTLE HOSER!!! :scream:


Julian: I just ask for your love! D:


John: Your not part Asian so, NO LOVE FOR YOU! -shoves back in-


Paul: Poor kid...... pfffft.... LUCY PWNED.


George: Mental pictures and their hilarious effects.


Paul: No! He who has no emotion can not be in on my mental picture hilariousness.


George: :gonk:


Paul: yayyy Emotion!


George: :stare:





Sherlock and Watson rise up from the crashed Helli


Sherlock: WTF bear?!..... I thought we were science buddies :emo:


Bigglesworth: Well, you were wrong Mr. Holmes. I missed my retarded father.


Ringo: :heart:


John: Have you any idea how stupid we must seem for random people reading this?


John: -slightly crying- George, we don't care about you. Stop ruining this beautiful moment with your observations.


Paul: :3nod:


George: I hate you all.... So much...


Paul: But you never leave.


George: .... Well WTF would I do with out you? The only reason I'm not poor is 'cause I'm a Beatle.


Paul: Indeed. Wow, the author is really bashing on you today....


(Me: Mowahaha :evil: )


Sherlock: Well, I must go fetch my dog..... I guess this is goodbye...


John: Just leave you Londoner!!! 


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