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16 things to do at Wal-Mart!!~~~~ read if you like to laugh~ :D

~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3 razz ut a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

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READ THIS PLEASE!!!A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycleGirl: Slow down im scaredGuy: No this is funGirl: No its not please its to scaryGuy: then tell me you love meGirl: I love you slow downGuy: Now give me a big hugShe gave him a big hugGuy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

PLZ Plz reed this and post on ur profial plz plz plz this is really sad. Her name was Auroura. She was only five. This is what happened: When she was alive her dad was a drunk her mom was an addict. Her parents kept her locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear. It was old and worn out and had patches of hair. She always talked to it when no one's around. She layed there and huged it. Not a peep of sound until her parents unlock the door. Some more and more pain she'll have to endore. A bruise on her leg, a scar on her face. Why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabed her bear and softly cried. She loved her parents, but they want her to die. She sat in the corner quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did. Then one night Her mom came home high. The poor child was hit and slapped. As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade. It was sharp and pointy. One that she made. She thrusted the blade right in her chest, " You deserve to die you worthless pest! " The mom walked out leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear and again started crying. Police showed up at the small little house. They quickly barged in everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly opened a door to find the sad little girl lying on the floor. It must have been bad to go through so much harm but at least she died with her best friend in her arms. A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will repost this and help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. If you don't then you should go to frikin hell, this is horrible what happened to these innocent children. It doesn't take that long to repost only about 10 seconds so please just do it. Its worth it to let everyone see this. Some people are so cruel... this is terible but it hapens so much we cant ignore it. Plz do post this on ur profile to help stop child abuse!

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you know you live in the year 2009 when.... 1)you accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2)you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3)the reason for not staying in touch with your friends, is that they don't have a screen name or a my space. 4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the the button on the TV. 6)your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 7)you read this list,& keep nodding and smiling. 8)as you read this list, you think about sending this to all your friends. 9)you were too busy to notice number 5. 10)you actually looked back up to check if there was a number 5.

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