Should You Ever Wonder..

All I'll say is that I'm a writer.
The Fanfiction kind, some that make
your toes curl in blissful symetrical
reading, or the kind that make you feel
dead inside, questioning your own humanity.

But for those that already know me,
you knew I was that sort of fruitcake anyway.

To those on Gaia, or three years prior,
I was known as the "Gaian Mafia", or the Tycoon.
Needless to say, if you need something, or better yet,
Something done, drop a line and what comes will pay.

And, my playlist is broken: Remediation Anent Anechoic