WAYS TO MAKE PARENTS GO CRAZY 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4.Say everything backwards. 5. Run into walls. 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 9. Say all of the words in a film. 10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!" 11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a ri-tard!" 12. Talk to a pen. 13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 14.Try and climb the wall. 15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!!!" 16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 17.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 18. Eat your hair. 19.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people." 20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!" 21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!" 22. Pretend to be a phone. 23. Try to swim in the floor. 24. Tap on their door all night 25.when they say a word from a song bust out singing that song 26.look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things. 27.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to buy it. 28.Pass out bannanas 29.ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss is 30.Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......" 31.hand out missing person fliers of yourself 32.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say. 33.Camp out in the frozen food section. 34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it. 35.give random old people your number 36.go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing. 37.go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away. 38. yell MANGO!!!!! 39. stand in front of a store, not lettin anyone in A good friend would call 911 if ur house was on fire, but a best friend would be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen! x3 15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart 1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf 2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one. 3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price 4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices" 5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!" 6-start a fish stick fight 7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!" 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!" 9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do 10-attempt to fly off a high shelf 11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store 12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line 13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section 14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..." 15-go to an employee and say "middle earth is coming to an end and you need to eat more carrots
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