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33y wazzup, im johnny (prnounced johnnAy), or skittles, babycakes, or big martha, whichever u wana call me iz beast!
I'm dat hood mother focker in hollywood (not in california,) jus findin stuf 2 do over here. I don't go on ALL the time [for yo addictz] since im alwayz punished from my "dum s**t" that i "do" i can b a totally crazay or random kid, but then ther r dayz where im so quiet if you talk to me i will f** up your head in my momz s**t-hole. so dont feel bad
biggrin But for real, fellas. if you gatta question on "my blue colaz" then plz dont b hatin on askz', jus do it!
below are somethings i found that r coo 4 yo prof.
girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl:No its not please its to scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
GIRL: do you think im pretty?
BOY : no
GIRL: do i ever cross your mind?
BOY : no
GIRL: do you like me?
BOY : no
GIRL: do you want me?
BOY : no
GIRL: would you cry if i left?
BOY : no
GIRL: would you do anything for me?
BOY : no
GIRL: what would you choose, me or your life?
BOY : my life
-the girl runs off in pain and the boy runs after her and grabs her hand and says: "the reason why your not pretty, is because you are beautiful. the reason why you never cross my mind, is because your always on my mind. the reason why i dont like you, is because i love you. the reason why i wouldnt cry if you left, is because i would die. the reason why i chose my life, is because you are my life."
----------------"Girls"----------------
-----------are like apples-----------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys don't want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.------
Spell your name and see what it means:
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gourgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at times
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~taylor
i dnt remember u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who r u
b***h!!!!!!!!!!!!