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Last Login: 11/12/2008 8:58 am

Registered: 05/01/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Somewhere in the belly of Arkansas

Birthday: 11/16/1991

Occupation: High School Student

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The material of which fangirls are made of!

Worship my beautiful baby brother! BOW DOWN!

About the Uber Jew

I'm Ume. . . and uh. . . I guess I'll put my stats below. . .

Real name: Scheszka "Molly" Von Steinhausen
Nationality: Persian, Russian, German, Welsh, Apache, Israeli, Celtic, Scandinavian. . . Pretty much I'm a mutt.
Height: 5'8
Weight: 136 lbs.
I live: in Hell
Fav. music: Heavy Metal, J-Pop, J-Rock, pretty much anything that sounds good. . .
Fav. food: Sushi!
Likes: Women, men, sleeping, writing, poetry, snow, RP. . .
Dislikes:Jesus, too much to name. . .
Sexuality: Bisexual
Here's a picture!
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Yeah. . . it's old. . .


That is all, children.
MegaMagicMonkey
Woman look good.
Tune sound good.
Boobies FEEL good.
Trees smell good.

Me Uck! Uck smart!

Reincarnation upon donating her Celestial Cloak
One more thing. That thing got shrinked once cause I didn't know it was dry clean only
OMG IT WAS HUGE WHEN I FIRST GOT IT AND THEN OMG IT GOT TO A SIZE THAT FIT.. So you have to dry clean the universe, see? XD


LittleKuriboh
You kids these days with your millennium items and your card games loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees lollipops are your Sony playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your blue-ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel comics and your Youtube.com and your Nuclear Physics and your ingrown toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring. . .

Lepur
I have a question? Why aren't there more women like you? crying

Seymore Redrum
UME DID WHAT!? scream

Seymore Redrum
Ume never hungers, for she eats all of us?

Neko-muffin 324
Hey... anyone seen Ume-koi around?
Trey Alvari

Uhh no... ::hides bloody knife:: >.>...<.<
Certified Gangsta
Let's not joke around. Ume is a fun person to be around.
Trey Alvari

And i can't kill fun people? On that note, why must everyone assume I've gone and shanked someone just because im looking around nervously with a bloody knife? ::Alvari Turns away from everyone and a sign on his back reads "I shanked someone"::

Seymore Redrum
That was Umeology. The language of the millennium. Learn it. Like it. Speak It.


Seymore Redrum
The Statement Below Is True.
Both Statements Are False.

I'd like a doll of you, Ume.
A blow up one.


Seymore Redrum
Holy Mother Of Mammaries.
O_O


I
*Vomits all over Grahf* Look! I gave you my brownies!

. . . .




WORSHIP ME, DAMN YOU!


Jew-bacca
I would say, but this is supposed to be PG-13. And there's a very horny cat on my chest kneading very sensitive areas.

Jew-bacca
I call him Stoner Steve the jacked-up rabbit. He's a cuddly, friendly fellow, and does love the kids. However, his condition does not prevent him from giving one hundred percent to his community.

The s**t box

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bananacreampuffs Report | 12/13/2008 5:19 pm
bananacreampuffs
HELLO~♥ what are YOOOU up to? >w*
l N3K0 l Report | 11/27/2008 3:15 pm
l N3K0 l
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NinjaShade Report | 11/16/2008 1:22 pm
NinjaShade
Hey! It's been a while. Just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday in hell, or wherever you're hanging out these days! Hope you are well.
Raining Chewy Report | 11/16/2008 1:42 am
Raining Chewy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY



I <3 you
Raining Chewy Report | 11/16/2008 1:40 am
Raining Chewy
Missy...



Your brother...



IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!



He is sooooo~ cute!!!!!! I'm JEALOUS!
EnvyRadkee Report | 11/15/2008 8:57 pm
EnvyRadkee
sensei!!! ur b-days tomorrow!!!

happy early b-day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



oh and i dont go to hilltop anymore D:

not fair
Ronald MacDonalds Report | 11/12/2008 4:04 pm
Ronald MacDonalds
Ten points?
Raining Chewy Report | 11/11/2008 4:43 pm
Raining Chewy
Aww.

Well thats goooood!
Raining Chewy Report | 11/11/2008 4:40 pm
Raining Chewy
Haha!

Wow, sounds like you have your hands full User Image
Raining Chewy Report | 11/11/2008 4:36 pm
Raining Chewy
AWWWWWWW

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I'm in the way of your view of the text. Take THAT, society!

Gimme foodz, ho!

I'm hungry.

. . . *Neutral face*

Nom nom nom!

Must. Reach. Ume's. BOOBS!

I can has cheezburger?

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Kame. Hame. HA!

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