ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY, PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!!

I'm bored. Dying of boredom. Obviously, why else would I be sitting here typing all this out?

Okay, so some random junk about me:

My name's not really Aithne Kiada. What's my real name? Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

I'm 13 years old, but people are constantly mistaking me for older. Sometimes that's a good thing, I can get into age restricted movies!!!

I LOVE ERAGON!!!!!!! I'm like the biggest fanatic you'll ever find. I've read the books like a million times, watched the movie over and over. Go ahead, ask me anything. You could say I'm obsessed. You'd be right.

I also love Lord of the Rings. I've never read the books though, but seen the movie. I missed like half the story the first time I watched it, too busy drooling over Legolas to listen to the other people. (I didn't really drool. I hope.)

I also LOVE music. Rock and Alternative, I can handle some pop. Not a lot though. Seriously. I hate all that Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers !)(^&*&^%#*&$. They SUCK.

Bands and Singers I love:

My Chemical Romance
30 Seconds to Mars
Fall Out Boy
Evanescence
Three Days Grace
The All American Rejects
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Muse
Blink-182
Green Day
Nickelback
Foo Fighters
Metro Station (Even though they're pretty fricking far from rock)
Linkin Park
Meat Loaf
Nightwish
P!nk
The Rasmus
We The Kings
Kings of Leon
Plain White T's
Black Eyed Peas
One Republic
Mean Mister Mustard
3 Doors Down

As you can see, I listen to a LOT of music.

Bands and singers I HATE:

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
Jonas Freaks
Beyonce
Rihanna
Lady Gaga (Sick)
Abba
Jesse McCartney

Get all of those creeps away from me.

I also love reading. But the number of books I like is too long to list. I won't put you through that.

Other stuff about me:

I love soccer, hockey, basketball, swimming, skateboards, volleyball...sports in general. But not golf or netball. Soccer's my favourite though. I LOVE IT!!!!!

My mom's constantly on my case: "Don't bite your nails, don't wear such dark clothes you scare people, you're going to give your poor grandmother a heart attack, you need to work harder at school. Unacceptable, not good enough, blah blah blah, I'm only this cranky cuz I'm divorced and never get laid." Sometimes she's cool though. She bought me CDs. Nothing else comes to mind right now...she has to have been cool some other time though, right? I don't pay that much attention to her, so I wouldn't know...I probably should, she's my mom. But whatever.

My marks in school are so bad it's scary. Except in art and creative writing and PT. So I don't have a clue what I'm gonna do when I need to get a job...Hey, I can be a hermit! Living deep in a cave, living on bugs and slowly growing crazier day by day...eew. Maybe I'll just be an author. Or an artist.

I get bored really easily. Which explains my grades...I zone out on people a lot.

Okay, what else....I'm just gonna keep on typing here for who knows how long, coz if I get off the pc then I'll have to find something else to do, and I've run outta books to read. Ummmmm, what else....

I have thick wavy brown hair. I'm beyond skinny. I have swamp-sludge green eyes. (My mom says they're like fields...I prefer swamp sludge.) I'm pretty tanned, a few freckles, horrible nails from biting them, I wear contacts coz glasses make my nose itch...okay, who even cares. I'm gonna shut up about that now. If it's this boring to type, I don't even wanna know how boring it is to read.

Okay, there's not much else to say. Keep reading for a little longer, I won't put you through much more:

Goodbye, Auf Widersehen, Ta-ta, Totsiens, Later, Ching-chong-cha.

Remember: Lamborghinis rock, eat candy all day and stay away from boiled cabbages.

~Aithne

P.S. When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

When life hands you lemons...shut up and eat your stupid lemons.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. (But unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck.)

Wow, life sure hands you a lot of lemons...