Girl Thinks: When a guy doesn't call me back, he's playing hard-to-get.
Guy Thinks: When I don't call you back, I'm not playing hard-to-get. I'm just not interested in you.

Girl Thinks: If a guy teases me, he likes me and wants me to be his girlfriend.
Guy Thinks: You're not the only girl I tease. I tease all my friends who are girls.

Girl Thinks: I like to drop hints about what I want from a guy.
Guy Thinks: I'm not a mind reader. There is no way I'm going to be able to guess what you're thinking.

Girl Thinks: If he takes over three hours to reply to my SMS*, it must mean he is no longer interested in me!
Guy Thinks: I might be busy! Who has the time to reply to your SMSes every couple of minutes anyway?

Girl Thinks: I saw him checking out a girl when we were out together. It's a sign he's a flirt!
Guy Thinks: Guys check girls out all the time! It doesn't mean I'm a flirt. It's not like I've asked for her number or something.

Girl Thinks: I think a guy should always share his problems and not bottle it up inside.
Guy Thinks: I'll only share my problems with you if I know you can fix it.

Girl Thinks: When a boy says he doesn't want to talk about something, he actually does.
Guy Thinks: When I say I don't want to talk about something, I actually mean it. It has nothing to do with reverse psychology!

*Text messages.