Profile messages

View All Comments

vanrieta Report | 05/25/2009 8:15 am

hi isabela... my name is windi... ^^

vanrieta Report | 05/25/2009 8:14 am

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

vanrieta Report | 05/25/2009 8:13 am

funny story:

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.

A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

vanrieta Report | 05/25/2009 8:12 am

^__^ same as my avatar in my novel...

vanrieta Report | 05/25/2009 8:10 am

why u try new id... i thingk ur avatar is nice... i like ur hairstlye and ur eyes color

vanrieta Report | 05/21/2009 8:14 am

where do u comes from slyzo? i'm from indonesia. nice to met u

vanrieta Report | 05/21/2009 8:12 am

i mean, what gaia gamez do u like ^_^

vanrieta Report | 05/21/2009 8:10 am

yuhuuu... i like dat... btw. what kind of game dat like in here?

vanrieta Report | 05/21/2009 8:10 am

seems dat u like gothic style... black... dark... so mysteryously... hohoho...

vanrieta Report | 05/21/2009 8:09 am

thanks for the add...