My index fingers are getting very sore from all this typing so i am going to make this fast. i am alistair and contrary to the tabloids i am not a vampire or a satanist or in a cult. i am also not related to bat boy unless you count my little brother michael who really needs to go hang upside down and let all the blood rush to his fat head. i love my beautiful wife vivi, my hope, my dear, my ever lasting sunshine. i wonder if she;; make me cookies. i like cookies. but not the coconut kind that my aunt wanda use to make. those were nasty.

Chinny is shy.