About
I am a lover of fantasy, and although most would assume that interest in the supernatural would cause one to become less attached to our one, but I feel the opposite. As Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Modern science has already allowed us to manipulate energy, matter, and theoretically, even space and time (the wormhole theory). One can only wonder when magic will dissipate from the minds of the children of the future for being mundane and overrated. Then what will they RP about?
I'm advanced lit. in the sense of the word before it lost it's value. I appreciate quality over quantity, and have standards for grammar and eloquence. Get me to like you enough and I may even grant you the honor of wearing the fabled
Chronic Seal of Awesome.
The Awesome List:
ethereal - - LUNA
[ B E E L Z E B U B ]
The best OOC moments of Chronic Awesome:
"Hell is obviously where the party is.
You got Galileo, Einstein, Voltaire,
not to mention all the scantily-clad babes a guy could ask for.
Think badass philosophical tea party with waitresses in playboy outfits
and a heating system that takes a little getting used to."
"Oprah's ******** immortal. She's not going anywhere. Most people think it's cause of all those anti-aging creams, but really God just thinks she talks too much and if he sent her to hell they'd sue him for racism."
"Sports are a dozen men running around a plot of grass being watched by a billion men who could use the exercise. Explosives are the interests of the modern man."
"As the voice of authority on the concept of awesome..."
"Life's a race, woman. Break their hearts before they break yours. And if you're lucky, the universe will scream "HEADSHOT!" in the background and you get bonus points."
"A hug? That's genius! If you strangle them, they can't whine about their problems! I'm writing that one down."
"I make it a rule not to make grand ideas unless I'm drunk. More fun that way."
"MY POWER WILL BE ABSOLUT. LIKE VODKA."
"French girl, Russian boy, Hungarian hermaphrodite, Moroccan eunuch. A fleshbag is a fleshbag."
"I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TALKING IN CAPS BUT I LIKE IT."
"Omniscient minds think alike."
"I support polygamy for both parties.
Just think about it!
If everyone was married to everyone else, then there would be no such thing as cheating!
Also, it would be much more convenient for me to land a threesome."
"Gaia on drugs is where you get those creepy neko-fairy-angel-demon-hybrids with enormous weapons that a bulldozer would not be able to lift, less armor than a playboy bunny, eyes that change color with different emotions, names that are really just the owners' names, and flowers trailing behind wherever they walk,
specifically poppy flowers, from which they harvest opium, isolate the heroin, and the cruel ritual feeds itself."
"Once you go Chronic, you never go back.
Because once that happens, it's official."
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