> COP> vs. LITTLE GIRL> A cop was on his horse waiting> to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny> bike stopped beside him.>> 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it> to you?'>> 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure> did!'>> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5> ticket for a safety violation.>> The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector> light on the back of it!'>> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice> horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to yo> u?'>> Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,> 'Yes, he sure did!'>> The little girl looked up at the> cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa... the d**k goes> underneath the horse, not on> top.'
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