About

Note: Even though I do not cosplay as him, I am still the official Ruby.



Hello, Guy/Gal! I'm Humper, Would you be a darling and read my s**t? Okay? Okay.
First off, Im a guy. I was once asked if I were a female. She said she "sensed the sisterhood in me." Dont ask, I dont even know.

Name: Rallo Tubbs. [If you didn't already know, Im kidding.]

Age: Oh hey, you 40 year-old virgin. What's up?

Gender [I prefer sex. It doesn't get me in trouble that way.]:Male, You are one lazy person. Y'know that? How come you didn't read the top? Your mother and I are very disappointed in you!

Likes: Zelda and everything Zelda, Pokemon, Kid Icarus, and Fire Emblem, Pizza [Very fattening], Pocky, Animals, and reading horror novels.

Dislikes [OH, YOU HAD TO ASK YOU DEVIL, YOU!!!]: People who are overly happy. Assholes [For me, that has a variety of meanings], People who are my friends but don't talk to me anymore. That makes me a SAAAAAD panda. And finally, Typing. OH LOOK! I typed all this useless crap just for you!!!

[Warning: I tend to be kind of immature and a horn dog. If you tell me to stop, I WONT, SO HAH!!!]

So yes.... Im glad we spent all these years together. I'm gonna go drink Coke™ Zero and go to bed.

Salt...

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.