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hurro there.

i'm issabella, and i live in canada.

every morning i tend to the arctic white bears we keep in the yard.
for breakfast i eat pancakes but not every day.
sometimes i have poutine.
i eat maple syrup all year long.

the only thing i watch on television is hockey.
i live in an igloo and wear eskimo coats.
my parents make a living by trading furs.
i don't go anywhere without my raccoon hat.

i drink and eat from tim hortons all the time.
my best friend is a penguin.
sometimes he squawks and attacks me, but that's okay,
because i have free health insurance.

i own nothing but plaid clothing items.
with the exception of flannel.
i eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
my other best friend's a sasquatch.


uc. x]
KNOW ANYMORE CANADIAN STEREOTYPES?
WANNA TELL? (: