About

My life is one big journey to find my next cup of black coffee.

I waste most of my time practicing conversations in my head. I'm almost always sick and I have a chronic case of the weepies. I mistakenly think that I'm much more complex than I actually am. I am not the first person to find meaning in a sticker on Woody Guthrie's guitar, and I won't be that last. I rotate through a spectrum of undeserved self-importance and crippling insecurity. I have difficulty making commitments to decisions because I feel like I have more time than I actually have. I'm an invincible young person that can never die because I don't fully understand the concept yet.

My writing is probably slightly-amusing dribble, and I have a habit of pulling things out of my plothole last minute if I need to. I'm very mean to my characters and bad things often happen to them.

My internal monologue is conducted in the voice of James Woods. It really burns my toast when my socks get wet in the winter time.

I'm a ridiculously poor college student with misplaced charisma and a chameleon-like talent for navigating social situations.

I somehow manage to be both incredibly hopeful and disgustingly cynical about the world.

F. Scott Fitzgerald is my favorite sentence maker.

Call me Pumpkin.

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MacheteDragon

Report | 05/07/2012 10:01 pm

MacheteDragon

-pats your head, gives you a cookie-
You did good, Lassie. For that you get a cookie and a pat on the head ^w^
Trolololol I'm such a troll XD
MacheteDragon

Report | 05/07/2012 9:23 am

MacheteDragon

OMG! :O And you remembered your password and stuffs :3
Kiuii Blu

Report | 04/06/2011 12:27 pm

Kiuii Blu

dammnn.... shhhhh lol
Kiuii Blu

Report | 04/05/2011 11:48 pm

Kiuii Blu

i can turn into a dinosaur, a griffin, and a bat ;P
Kiuii Blu

Report | 04/05/2011 11:34 pm

Kiuii Blu

no its not ;P lol
NoAverageAngel

Report | 06/20/2010 7:45 pm

NoAverageAngel

Cool. Cool. I shall check it out...Once I finish watching Avatar biggrin
NoAverageAngel

Report | 06/20/2010 11:36 am

NoAverageAngel

Can you gimme a link to your RP? biggrin
Final Gambit

Report | 04/15/2010 7:20 pm

Final Gambit

well I go for the first avatar comming from the japanese brittish boy
MacheteDragon

Report | 02/24/2010 2:36 pm

MacheteDragon

awww
its so cute!!!!! ^^
TheyCallMeFletch

Report | 02/03/2010 5:03 pm

TheyCallMeFletch

I try, I try. ;~;
Though you know I luv ya ^.~
<3

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