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Dr
Maz

I am Maz Samenheimer
(real name not important)
If you are that interested, then go
ahead and ask me yourself.
I was born in 96, and have been a
Gaian since 09? roughly.
I do a lot here on gaia, so stick around
a while, and you might
see me about the place.
I am from the UK. I wanna go to
Texas because of the everything.
I like punk rock, and to hell with
the main-stream-pop crap.

I didn't plan on actually writing here,
but hey...
Stuff happens.

Do you know who Russell Crowe is?
Most of my friends have never heard of him
what is WRONG with them?

Doctor Maz <3s Russell Crowe

By Mouna Vacca
(MCPfatality)

By Maz Samenheimer
(Doctor Maz)

I am a Doctor May I operate on you?

Well, here's my profile! What d'ya think?
Feel free to message me...
Did you know that when I grow up,
I'm gonna become a space ranger?

By Maz Samenheimer
(Doctor Maz)

By Me
(Doctor Maz)

I actually hate volleyball,
but I'm apparently very good at it.

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Doctor Maz

Jory the great

Rinlee

Scromlette

By Doctor Maz

DOCTOR MAZ

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Well it was ugly but we made it this far
Some have gone but I forget who they are
Now the hangovers are worse
but we get through them fine
Sleeping late but were not lazy
Getting older but were still crazy
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
It started out at a coffee shop in a
most unlikely town
And there were casualties
but we made it out anyhow
We stuck together through the good
and bad times
Pulp Fiction, Blazing Saddles,
and Fast Times
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine

And jobs girls and obstacles did all
but break us down
Night clubs and broken vans in
every major town
And I’ve got your back, you’ve got mine
Like Johnny Cash said “I walk the line”
And you can always count on me for
one last beer

We saw the world
and the world seemed smaller
Were getting wider but not getting no taller
I know we’ve grown up just a little out of time
Were sleeping late but were not lazy
Were getting older but were still crazy
I’m so glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine

Walk AROUND the leaf!

Here, pretend - pretend that that's a seed.
Dot: It's a rock.
Flik: Oh, I know it's a rock, I know.
But let's just pretend for a minute that it's a seed,
alright? We'll just use our imaginations.
Now, now do you see our tree?
Everything that made that giant tree
is already contained inside this tiny little seed.
All it needs is some time,
a little bit of sunshine and rain, and voilá!
Dot: This rock will be a tree?
Flik: Seed to tree. You've gotta work with me, here.
Alright? Okay. Now, y-you might not feel
like you can do much now, but that's just because,
well, you're not a tree yet. You just have to
give yourself some time. You're still a seed.
Dot: But it's a rock.
Flik: [shouting] I know it's a rock! Don't you think
I know a rock when I see a rock?
I've spent a lot of time around rocks!
Dot: You're weird, but I like you.

Do excuse all the writing

It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess
one of those Circle of Life kind of things
now let me tell you how things are supposed to work
the sun grows the food, the ants pick the food
the grasshoppers eat the food

Worker Ant #1: I'm lost! Where's the line? It just went away. What do I do? What do I do?
Worker Ant #2: Help!
Worker Ant #3: We'll be stuck here forever!
Mr. Soil: Do not panic, do not panic. We are trained professionals. Now, stay calm. We are going around the leaf.
Worker Ant #1: Around the leaf. I-I-I don't think we can do that.
Mr. Soil: Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of '93.

Slim: What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
P.T. Flea: That's because you're a clown!
Slim: No, it's because I'm a prop. You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the stick... a *splinter*!
P.T. Flea: You're a walking stick. It's funny! Now go!
Slim: You parasite.

Flik: For the colony, and for oppressed ants everywhere!

Buzz, you've got wings!
You glow in the dark!
You talk! Your helmet does that,
that... *whoosh* thing!
You are a cool toy!

Buzz Lightyear:
Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!

Hamm the Piggy Bank:
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Rex the Green Dinosaur:
Should we be HYSTERICAL?

Slinky Dog:
No!

Mr. Potato Head:
Yes!

Buzz Lightyear:
Maybe! But not right now!

Hamm the Piggy Bank:
C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.

You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got troubles, well I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and we see it through
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them will ever love you the way I do
It's me and you boys'
And as the years go by
our friendship will never die
You're gonna see
It's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

My favourite words include:
AUBERGINE
MAN HOLE
BUTOX
SNAIL
TURTWIG

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