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Last Login: 08/02/2010 5:53 pm

Gender: Female

Birthday: 12/28

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"You know what the difference is between black fairytales, and white fairytales? In white fairytales, you start off as 'Once upon a time'. With black fairytales, you start off with, '*****, YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!'." -Bruce Bruce

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Birth Name: Madeline Leigh Palmer
Status: Fu.ck All Thee Haters? c:
Favourite T.V. Series: Bams Unholy Reunion, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Wild Boyz ((pretty much anything tht has Steve-o or Johnny Knoxville :])), Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Mad T.V., This may not fit but I watch and love Jeff Dunhams' Show, Rob & Big, Rob Dyrdeks Fantasy Factory (( I think Rob, Bam, Knoxville, Steve-O Are Sexy.))
Favourite Youtubers: Shane Dawson, Niga-Higa (( Pronounced Neega Heega; Real name Ryan Higa)), Des nate, lolbisante ((Andrew Bisante)), Totally Sketch, Brittani Louise Taylor, Daneboe((gag films)), Joenation, and Dave days..theres more I just cant think of them right now..
MINI BIO..
I WORSHIP ICP ((INSANE CLOWN POSSE)) AND IF YOU THINK IM WEIRD...fu ck off...Im homeschooled, I AM WEIRED AND IF YOU DUN BELEIVE ME IF YOUR MY FRIEND,YOU'LL SEE. I think guys are sexy when that have that "emo" look but arn't actually EMO. Scene ;] I want to be scene -.-. So like Andrew Bisante, Des, Nate AND Shane Dawson are sexy. :] Asians are sexy. I am Bise.xual..

A TRUE GENTLEMEN...

When she walks away from you mad==[ Follow her Even if she yells at you to leave]
When she stares at your lips==[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you==[ Grab her and dont let go]
When she starts cursing at you==[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When shes quiet==[ Ask her whats wrong]
When she ignores you==[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away==[ Pull her back and hug her & dont let go ]
When you see her at her worst==[ Tell her shes beautiful ]
When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and make her laugh ]
When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When shes scared==[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder==[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you==[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time==[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]
When she says that she likes you==[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grabs at your hands==[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you==[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret==[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes==[ don’t look away until she does]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU==[ SHES HURTING INSIDE ]
When you break her heart==[ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she says its over==[ she STILL wants you to be hers ]
When she posts this on her page==[ she wants you to read it ]

kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you now"
kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"
a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
laughing while kissing-----------"i am completley comfortable w/you"
Kiss on the stomach = Im ready
Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
No kiss at all = "I cant.."

What the gesture means...
Invisable tears = "Goodbye"
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you.

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Look it up on youtube.. Look at my horse