Pictures of me and my car down here
biggrin When she walks away from you mad = [Follow her] (so she calls you clingy afterwards)
-When she stares at your lips = [Kiss her] (I guess)
-When she pushes you or hits you = [Grab her and don't let go] (only if she isn’t that mad, which you won’t be able to tell so you’re ********)
-When she starts cursing at you = [Kiss her and tell her you love her] (so she thinks you like being treated like that and keeps doing it)
-When she's quiet = [Ask her what's wrong] (she just doesn’t want to talk to you)
-When she ignores you = [Give her your attention] (so she calls you a clingy dog later)
-When she pulls away = [Pull her back] (so she then asks you angrily to give her space)
-When you see her at her worst = [Tell her she's beautiful] (so she thinks you aren’t listening to a word she’s saying)
-When you see her start crying = [Just hold her and don't say a word] (yup)
-When you see her walking = [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind] (rubs it against her a**)
-When she's scared = [Protect her] (yup)
-When she lays her head on your shoulder = [Tilt her head up and kiss her] (yup)
-When she steals your favorite hat = [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] (huh?)
-When she teases you = [Tease her back and make her laugh] (yup)
-When she doesn't answer for a long time = [reassure her that everything is okay] (she is busy thinking about someone else)
-When she looks at you with doubt = [Back yourself up with the TRUTH] (she isn’t sure if she wants you or the other guy
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-When she says that she loves you =[she really does more than you could understand] (BULLSHIT, Just ******** BULLSHIT)
-When she grabs at your hands = [Hold hers and play with her fingers] (no s**t?)
-When she bumps into you = [bump into her back and make her laugh] (yeeeaa…)
-When she tells you a secret = [keep it safe and untold] (it’s a lie that only you will believe.. idiot)
-When she looks at you in your eyes = [don't look away until she does] (if she does…)
-WHEN SHE MISSES YOU = [SHES HURTING INSIDE] (SHE IS JUST BORED BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T FIND ANYONE ELSE ATM)
-When you break her heart = [the pain NEVER really goes away] (they never forgive you, but they’ll forgive the next guy who is a piece of s**t compared to you bro.)
-When she says its over = [she STILL wants you to be hers] (she wants you to be hers but she wants to be with another guy and have you as a backup)
-When she reposts this bulletin = [she wants you to read it] (so you act like a moron while she runs off with another)
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything (or another guy will)
-DON'T let her have the last word (not a problem)
-NEVER call her hot (it only turns them on when another guy does it that isn’t you)
-Pretty and beautiful is SO much better (they go in through one ear come on through another)
-Say you love her more than she could ever love you (you will always be right)
- Argue that she is the best girl ever (if you can lie that well)
-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go (“just leave me alone, you are so clingy” if that’s what you are looking for)
-When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her (she’ll feed you another lie)
-Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you (and think how bad she ******** up)
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (if you feel like it)
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up (I guess)
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you (so she feels so important when she breaks up with you for a scum)
-Tease her and let her tease you back (mkay)
-Stay up all night with her when she's sick (or she’ll just find comfort on another guy)
-Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid (alright)
-Give her the world (so she can share it with someone else while you watch)
-Let her wear your clothes (so she can show off your things to other people)
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her (or she’ll un bore herself with someone else)
-Let her know she's important (like she gives a flying rats a**)
-Kiss her in the pouring rain (mhm)
Truth is, they love being treated like that, but that doesn’t get the girl. Even though the good guy is better in every way, shape and form, they always pick the a*****e who treats them bad. I don’t understand why, but it’s like that.
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