UNITED STALKERS INCORPERATED!
Deer Peeple I no and luv (ha ha I spell weerd!),
I am what is called a Wander-er-who-follows-people-to-annoy-them-not-find-personal-information-er, to CERTAIN PEOPLE who GET THE WRONG IDEA, I may be called A STALKER. I TELL YOU I HAVE NO NEED OR WANT FOR YOUR OR ANYONES PERSONAL INFO, I just like to annoy you. STORYTIME: I was walking in towns one day... I saw a threesome sitting UNDER A TREE... two were girls... one was a BOY... one girl told the other girl to go. She claimed she needed to talk to the guy about something personal... I went over to the girl and the boy and said HI. They soon left seeing that I was not leaving... I followed... I walked into the lot... slowly making myself noticed I walked across the lot... I then snuck behind a house. Seeing me the girl came over. ARE YOU ALONE? she asked. YES, I AM VERY ALONE I replied. DO YOU NEED A FRIEND? she asked. YES, I AM SAD AND ALONE I replied. Silence. WELL, MY SISTER IS OVER THERE SO GO ASK HER! she said. I said NO. I NEED SOME PRIVACY WITH MY FRIEND she said. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO. BYE I said and left. SEE? that totally proves I'm not a stalker.
REACTION QUIZ
Here is a quiz to test your REACTION to things. It is multiple choice. There will be an A. answer a B. answer and a C. answer for every question. YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE. Answer what you would say if someone yelled the following quotes:
"OH MY GOD IT'S HANNAH MONTANA!!!!"
A. OMG! OMG! I LOVE HER!!!
B. Ya, and? She is?
C. WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CARE?!?! SHE SUCKS!
"Poke, poke, poke. HA I'M POKING YOU!"
A. EEEW! Stop! ABUSE!
B. Will you QUIT IT?!?!
C. POKE! HA HA, OOPS! Was that your EYE?
"BURNIN' UP, BURNIN' UP, FOR YOU BAYBAY!"
A. I love that song!
B. ARE YOU KIDDING??
C. Shut UP..
RESULTS:
Mostly A's: You are a person that LIVES for Disney stars. I think you might want to BE a Disney star.
Mostly B's: You are a person who doesn't much CARE for lame TV shows, so you stay away from shows like Hannah Montana or Jonas.
Mostly C's: You are like ME. You have seen snippits of TERRIBLE things, like a part of Miley's concert, or an episode of JONAS FAN VAN, while your ANNOYING YOUNGER SIBLING watched THEIR channels. You think the Jonas brothers are TONE DEAF (and playing YOURSELF in a show IS NOT acting) and you want Hannah Montana to go "mysteriously" MISSING.
Stella's Advice
Don't Trust old people!
When your school tests GOOGLE DOCS, always save the project ON A PEN DRIVE as well. Why? Oh, you WILL see.
Listen to people who KNOW. Like me.
STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!
When fire strikes, get out and stay out.
Don't believe movies. If you are stuck in a burning building CHANCES ARE, a dog that WAS a spoiled actor, that FELL out of a FLYING PLANE, only to be kept as a FIRE DOG, will NOT come to YOUR rescue.