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hey,hey,hey! im girlycard or known as Alucard!Im vampire and i don't sparkle,because im no f a g! > : ) I BURN! (that's not really good..But ok..-_-)so ya PM or comment meh!Anywho chances are you came to my profile to glance at it,or just passing by it.I don't like random friend invites,however i will except them only if you type in "hollow mollow"just to make sure you are reading this. :3
Anywho about the character:
race:vampire
name:Alucard
age:unknown
born:i forgot lol DXD
Alucard works for Hellsing(if you don't know hellsing how did you get here?0_0 creepy stalker)
Alucard is a vampire. (now i will be talking about the dawn)
Girlycard's personalty is different from Hellsing,in the dawn you can tell he is different.If you haven't read the Hellsing the dawn,read et! >:O
lol jk,but please do so.Alucard is usally sent out to do missions with Walter Cumm Dornez (yes you can laugh at Walter's middle name XD)
this is getting boring,just comment or PM me to ask questions. :
(And im a girl in real life)
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Does anyone know why i wanted to turn into a girl?
Well...
My nose was pretty big in my male form,i wanted a cute small nose!^^
Ehh,possibly win Walter's heart..0.0 (KIDDING!>:O)
So i can hold pannie's.
Because i thought i would be cute for everyone!^_~)/
Wanted to be something differnet,i was getting pretty bord in my male form... :
Maybe i can somehow make Walter happy by bringing him some smexy girls,but he pretends he doesn't want that!XD
And well.............Maybe you can guess..Jumping up and down infront of a mirror is pretty fun! biggrin But it's only fun if you are a shirtless girl! ^_~
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girlycard:walter!
walter:what?
girlycard grabs walters hand.
girlycard:you have nice nails!do my nails Walter!^u^
walter:W-what!get off!stop being so GIRLY alucard!-walks away in embarrassment-
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Walter:man i have to go to the bathroom!stay here,and stay!
Girlycard"fine,fine i will stay here... :
Walter:good
Walter walks behind a pile of dead bodies and pees.
grilycard sneeks behind him.
Girlycard: baby p e n i s!XD
Walter:WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!-punch's girlycard-
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Walter:Ello my name is Walter Cumm Dornez and look at my white teeth,what do i use?Dornezel Floss!In stores now,c'mon ladies i use it! biggrin -winks- don't be a wench!-wink,wink!-^_~
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why Girlycard,why did you have to leave Walter at the fight in the dawnnnnn!! he would never have been brain washed!
ah well it made hellsing better!:3
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Walter:Alucard where is my cigarettes?
Girlycard:Oh those?I smoked them all.^u^
Walter:YOU WHAT!
dun dun DUN!!! what do you think happened?!!?
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[P.S people don't ask me if i like Twilight,too..I HATE that s h i t!! > : D]
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I miss you so!!
BTW I cracked up at the Oprah in walters pants thing.
Evertime im depressed i go look at it and i cant stop laughing
Because he does.
Don't you DARE even THINK about doing that, or I'll throw garlic in your coffin.
Fine. Sure. = u=;;
Though, I don't see why you care about your appearance. c;
You're quite.....a looker. < 3<~
NO im not happy wearing this f'uckin maids oufit!
-grins- whats so bad about having a tiny d'ick? wink
He's right.
'>o> Hey, now.
That's for Maxxie to know, and you NOT to know.