A guy walks into a bar...

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Greetings!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Boys and Girls!
Witches and Warlocks!
Druids and Mages!
Vampires and Werewolves!


Once in a small English town, lived a girl at the age of 16.
She was brought up into quite a wealthy area and was known by many!
One day the girl found a remarkable source of entertainment going by the name of... The Internet!
She came across vast amounts of unknown information from all over the world!
The girl was amazed by her foundings and got slightly ahead of herself...
She ended up joining the most ridiculous of 'Websites' as they were known, and became engulfed in this most extraordinary world of technology and pixelated images!
I am here to bring to you today, that very girl!
The wonderful, The outgoing, The confident, The unlady-like, The random, The all time amazing CHARLIE!

Hello! Hello! Hello! and It's such a very wonderful day isn't it!? Well you're here for a reason, not to hear me babbling on all day so! Here goes,

I am Charlotte Elizabeth Lane, but most well known as Charlie.
I adore any living creature, so I'm not the type of younge lady to jump at an insect on the window sill pfft'aah!
I make the most random of noises and facial expressions that you will ever see to man!
I enjoy speaking about myself in the 3rd person.
I gargle the alphabet when I brush my teeth.
I eat yogurt by sucking it up through a straw.
I horse ride free hand, which means I don't use reins or a saddle.
I am very paranormal, believe in life after death, ghosts, energy other than the obvious, etc etc.
I am very much intrested in astrology I find it fascinating!
I am very much inlove with the most amazing person on this planet, Peter David Ryan.
I tend to sway to having my own style but people mistake this for being 'Gothic' or 'Punk' *sigh* It can become quite annoying when I have to chop them up afterwars, and save there organs for this years christmas decorations......
I love being creative; I draw, I write poems and music and lyrics and novels and stories, I act, I dance.
I have a dog with the same name as me and it does become immensly confusing but oh well he's cute.
I will, and want to be friends with everybody so I am naturally a kind happy person.
I stare at my cieling and laugh at it 90% of the time, just for the sake of the feeling.


Music
Flyleaf, Fireflight, Paramore, Papa Roach, Kelly Osbourne, ACDC, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Mest, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, The All-American Rejects, Simple Plan, Lost Prophets, Blink 182, Lamb of God, Cradle of filth, Lamb of god, Lordi, Bullet For My Valentine, Bring Me The Horizon, Tokyo Hotel, Backyard Babies, Muse, Smashing Pumpkins, Sum 41, Infinities End, Green Day, Limp Bizkit, My Chemical Romance, Crazytown, The Used, The Rasmus, Rage Against The Machine, The Offspring, Weezer, Good Charlotte, Long Shot Hero, Taylor swift, Avenged Sevenfold, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Lady Gaga, M.I.A., Missy Elliot, Ozzy Osbourne, Gabriella Cilmi, KE$HA.

TV
Scrubs, OC, House, The Hills, Made, Sweet Sixteen, Pimp my ride, Southpark, Suit life of Zack and Cody, Jerry Springer, Dog the bounty hunter, The Dog Whisperer, Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly place, Eastenders, Coronation street, Emerdale, X-factor, Strictly come dancing/on ice, Big Brother, I'm a celebrity get me out of here, Bad Girls, Dinner ladies, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, My wife and kids, The Big Bang Theory, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, Merlin, Most Haunted, Ghost Hunters.

Movies
Avatar, Twilight, New Moon, Underworld, Blade, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Borat, Bruno, Up, The Notebook, Titanic, Bodyguard, Green Mile, Kidulthood, Adulthood, The Mask, The Condemned, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, The Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia.

Writers
Stephenie Meyer, Jodie Picoult, Sigmund Freud, Dan Brown.

Quotes
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. " ~ Anonymous

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." ~ Robert Bloch

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." ~ Louis Hector Berlioz

"Cake or Death?" ~ Eddie Izzard

"Roar!... Ahaha!....There can only be one highlander!... Tires cannot defeat me!" ~ Dane Cook

"Am I pissing you Off-fa-fa?!" ~ Jeff Dunham

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.” ~ Billy Connolly

Well! I do believe that's about it! I don't mind if you want to contact me so, add me, message me, do whatever I don't mind!

Annnnnd That's all folks,
Thankyou for visiting Miss Charlie's profile!
We hope to see you soon!
Don't forget to stop by the donation box on your left as you're leaving!
Farewell!
Goodbye now!
Au revoir!
Auf Wiedersehen!
Tot ziens!
Adios!
Paalam!
Adeus!
Arrivederci!
Sbohem!
Hejda!
Do widzenia
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You're still here?!
GO ALLREADY!