Birthday: 05/12
~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Life suck then you die but only if you let life suck. Live life like it's a gift and dream as big as you want, because in the end, I hope you had fun.
Have you started to get at that age where your parents say that your almost an adult? If so, do you want to be three years old again?
If you expect the unexpected, what exactly are you expecting?
Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver.
Knock knock! Who's there? Me! Me who? That's right! What's right? Meehoo! That's what I want to know! What's what you want to know? Me, WHO? Yes, exactly! Exactly what? Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain! Exactly what on a chain? Yes! Yes what? No, Exactlywatt! That's what I want to know! I told you - Exactlywatt! Exactly WHAT? Yes! Yes what? Yes, it's with me! What's with you? Exactlywatt - that's what's with me. Me who? Yes! GO AWAY! Knock knock... This is me on one of my off days......
You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you can't know when they will do something incredibly stupid.
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break I'm like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage Better be ready, hope that ya feel the same All the eyes on me in the center of the ring Just like a circus When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip Just like a circus Don't stand there watching me, follow me Show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor Just like a circus
Defenestration: the act or throwing a thing or especially a person out of a window
R.I.P.
Levi Berg
Bradley Wood
Kelsey Clifford
You all are very much loved and missed. You will NEVER be forgotten or ever leave our hearts.
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