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Hullo! Hy am Maxim.
Hy am a Jaeger, or Jaegermonstern, as unfriendly people call ze Jaegerkin.
We luff fighiting an' drinkin'! An' wimmin.
Nize hat!
Hyou may know me as vun of ze Boyz, as we arre known. Me an' my brudders (notte ahchual brudders) Dimo and Oggi where on a shearch for the Heterodyne.

FAQs:

-Dude, you can't spell.


Not a qvestion, und yez hy kann. Eet iz an ACCENT.

-What are you?


A Jager, duh.

-How old are you?


250-300 yearz old. ;D

-What is Girl Genius?

A keeckass vebkomic.

-I don't know what you're saying :/

Den hyu iz not schmot enough fur me luffely accent ;D

Can I marry you?

No, 'coz Sergeant Polly Perks now haff my heart. heart

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heart_broken_vampriss Report | 04/13/2011 2:19 pm
heart_broken_vampriss
lol im so far behind in that im afraid im not really sure one can catch me up
but sure i'll send ya an invite
heart_broken_vampriss Report | 04/13/2011 12:32 pm
heart_broken_vampriss
Nothing much, I got a job AND am running a whole sanction in a guild....which u should join...and join the wolf sanction(thats my sanction). The guild is "The future of Invictus"
heart_broken_vampriss Report | 04/12/2011 11:40 am
heart_broken_vampriss
Hey Jager!
Sergeant Perks Report | 04/05/2011 11:59 am
Sergeant Perks
Hello, Maxim! Remember when you asked me to wear only the necklace for our wedding night? Here I am! (wearing earrings too, and the ring of course, I hope that is okay)
Bard Kayna Ashkevron Report | 04/05/2011 10:59 am
Bard Kayna Ashkevron
Oh. Well, I think it's okay.
Bard Kayna Ashkevron Report | 04/02/2011 7:01 pm
Bard Kayna Ashkevron
Oh. Um. Well, technically Nuala is my sister-in-law too. You just happen to be married to my OTHER sister-in-law. 3nodding So no mistakes there, I believe.
Sergeant Perks Report | 04/02/2011 7:32 am
Sergeant Perks
*glomps* heart
Sergeant Perks Report | 03/01/2011 12:32 pm
Sergeant Perks
I love that hat on you! heart
Sergeant Perks Report | 03/01/2011 6:41 am
Sergeant Perks
heart *hugs tight* Awww, you're so adorable when you blush.
Sergeant Perks Report | 02/27/2011 12:22 pm
Sergeant Perks
No hurry though... I like looking at you like that. mrgreen

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Sαу му nαмɛ αnd нiѕ in тне ѕαме bяeαтн
I dαrе уоʋ то ѕαу тнеу Ƭαѕте Ƭне Sαмɛ




damn right I speak with an accent. Deal with it or gtfo kthnx.

 

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