Ejak

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Last Login: 03/08/2012 8:03 pm

Registered: 10/10/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Kentucky, USA

TALK TO MEH! (not really(seriously, don't))

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If I'm selling something, be a dear and buy it.

On Gaia since 10/10/2005; proud ED'er since the start (more of a lurker now, though). I don't sell too much, so if am selling something it is probably an old MC. Not an awesome one, unfortunately--I always skip the ones that end up being succesful. "Dark Halo? That's just a ripoff of the first one--who would want that?" Yeah, does anyone even read these? And do you still have to buy a vending pass? BAH! Here's a picture:

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What I be making the wear of at the moment.

White Drome Egg - virtual item White Drome Egg
Assassin's Guise - virtual item Assassin's Guise
Plasma Gear - virtual item Plasma Gear
Benkei Wig - virtual item
Egyptian Crimson Ankh Pendant - virtual item
Black Goth Pants - virtual item
Dark Cape - virtual item
Black Top Hat - virtual item
Street Fighter IV Megapack - virtual item
Smok the Baby Dragon - virtual item

10/10/09 makes 4 years on Gaia! GIT ME SOME PRESENTS!!!1!1

Long Horns of the Demon - virtual item (Wanted)
KiKi Kitty Plushie - virtual item (Wanted) KiKi Kitty Plushie - virtual item (Wanted)
Bone Dragon Helm(raised) - virtual item (Wanted)
CoCo Kitty Plushie - virtual item (Wanted) CoCo Kitty Plushie - virtual item (Wanted)
Marshmallow Snowman - virtual item (Wanted)
Shadow Spirit (Shadow of Doubt) - virtual item (Wanted)
Spartan Cloak - virtual item (Wanted)
Ancient Katana - virtual item (Questing) Ancient Katana - virtual item (Questing)
Angelic Halo - virtual item (Wanted) Angelic Halo - virtual item (Wanted)
RoRo Robo-Puppy - virtual item (Questing) RoRo Robo-Puppy - virtual item (Questing)
Devil Imp Plushie - virtual item (Wanted) Devil Imp Plushie - virtual item (Wanted)
P. Nutt McCracken - virtual item (Wanted) P. Nutt McCracken - virtual item (Wanted)
Election 2008 Donkey Plushie - virtual item (Wanted) Election 2008 Donkey Plushie - virtual item (Wanted)
Sven the Penguin - virtual item (Wanted) Sven the Penguin - virtual item (Wanted)
Flaming Tire - virtual item (Questing)
Lucky the Cat - virtual item (Wanted) Lucky the Cat - virtual item (Wanted)
 

A CROSS-SECTION OF ME MUSICAL TASTES!

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IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY!!!

Tharr be many facets to my complex and unique personalititty, LOL TITTY! ROFLROFLROFL

My name is Ejak. My friends call me Ejak. If you have to make a nickname for that, you're being lazy. No, it isn't a sexual reference, it's just an unfortunate coincidence. I realized that it would be interpreted as sexual before I made the account, but I didn't--and still don't--care. I actually rearranged my first name to get "Ejak", it was my RuneScape account. That also had my last name jumbled around, but I dropped that because it was silly sounding.

ANYWAY...

I'm not a serious guy, I like humor. I can have a serious discussion (as I did in ED in years past), but I prefer light-hearted discussions in real life. I don't like tension, so I always try to keep the mood light. I don't give two shits online, though.

I type a lot--usually more than is necessary...so I'm going to just summarize myself before I type five more paragraphs:

I'm intelligent, humourous, fluent ye olde englifh, and I listen to classic rock/hard rock. (a.k.a. good music)

One more thing: Instant cool points if you listen to all of "Close to the Edge", which is on my playlist somewhere. ********. Epic.

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Psychotic Kill3r Report | 12/13/2011 7:18 am
Psychotic Kill3r
Jake, my main squeeze
Yummmerz Report | 08/21/2011 10:33 am
Yummmerz
Happy birthdayy heart
Psychotic Kill3r Report | 01/02/2011 9:22 pm
Psychotic Kill3r
it is now 2011 redface
Psychotic Kill3r Report | 12/27/2010 12:55 pm
Psychotic Kill3r
Don't i always
Psychotic Kill3r Report | 12/27/2010 3:05 am
Psychotic Kill3r
yo sup its brian
Emi Snicklefritz Report | 09/26/2010 3:59 pm
Emi Snicklefritz
Yeah, Jakey, get on messenger! You can run sims in a smaller screen you know? fullscreen off? yah.
Yunkio Report | 08/16/2010 8:34 am
Yunkio
^o^ OHHAI! How are youuu doing?
dramallama
Fluff My B0ner Report | 07/25/2010 2:30 pm
Fluff My B0ner
yooo man u havent been on msn lately quit playing that game
Ayoo Pot smell good Report | 07/23/2010 12:53 am
Ayoo Pot smell good
yoo it me fluff my boner man get on msn
Fluff My B0ner Report | 07/19/2010 8:57 pm
Fluff My B0ner
get on msn messenger dude

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Close to the Edge/Karn Evil 9 = Greatest. (Rock.) Songs. Ever.*
(*excludes Carmina Burana. Beethoven's 5th is pretty nice as well. I'M SO INDECISIVE! Also, I like Wings)

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This place would be good for a rave! UNSS UNSS UNSS UNSS

MUNSTAH HUNTAH!!!

SHOES, SHOES, O, M, G, SHOES!!!

This statement is paradoxical.

777!? The number of the moose!!!

I *LESS THAN THREE* YOU, KARAN!!!1!!11!1!!!1

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I R HAS MOAR GOLD THAN JOO!!1!!11 MWUHAHAHA!

HIYAH!

RAWR!

I <3 Clowns

No-sleep Record: 106 hrs.

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I wasn't exploded! Yay!

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I'M CLOSE TO THE EDGE!!!